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Eagles Of Death Metal
Roster [X2] Elf

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<img src="https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photos/Peace%20Love%20Death%20Metal.jpg?w=ea35dfd0"> <img src="https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photos/Death%20By%20Sexy.jpg?w=e71d95cf">

After the Eagles of Death Metals first album, Peace Love Death Metal was crowned the greatest boogie record of all time by rockers worldwide, no one knew just how the hell they could top it. But what were THEY thinking? The Dream Boys always bring da neck-lickin, boot-scootin, soul-scratchin, ass-shakin party tunes that never disappoint.

The Dream Boys dynamic duo is back! Jesse the Devil Hughes has returned from a religious dance monostary as a master. After hearing his falsetto unforgetto & seeing that boy slang guitar, the Funk Monks gave him a new name, BOOTS ELECTRIC! It illuminates power & gives pleasure to all who gaze upon his Moustache of Mystery. & matching stride for sexy stride w/ Boots Electric is the groove pocket Cyborg, Baby Duck (formerly Carlo Von Sexron, AKA Joshua Homme). Your ears will orgasm w/ every glorious groove that baby duck pounds into your BoomBox. His drumsticks are like sexual Dyn-O-mite & they came to make a Bang! The Dream Boys have reached a verdict & delivered a sentence to all who try & Judge this thing called Rock n Roll, imprison its hook filled fun & limit its sweet, sweet touch to solitary confinement
& that sentence is DEATH BY SEXY!!!!!!

<img src="https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photos/Eagles%20of%20Death%20Metal_EODM.jpg?w=9b8737bc">

The Eagles were apparently too sexy for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=301296">Easton Seven</a>, as they conceded the match before a TD was scored and then promptly folded up shop and retired. A real peacock feather in our sexy cap.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team_op&op=Fire%20Assistant%20Coach&team_id=323108&confirm=1">Fire that sexy coach!</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
J. Devil Huge
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Pro, Diving Tackle, Shadowing
   49 2 9 1 35 11 Legend
156
 240k
(265)k
  
2
Carlo von Sexron
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Dodge, +MA, Side Step
   13 3 16 0 0 1 56/76 190k
(215)k
  
3
Boots Electric
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Block, Strip Ball, Pass Block, +AG
   47 4 17 3 4 9 114/176 220k
(255)k
  
4
Baby Duck
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Leader
   5 6 2 0 0 0 12/16 100k
(95)k
  
5
Miss Alissa
Lineman
6 4 4 7
+ST, Block, Dodge, Tackle
   24 3 7 0 6 3 51/76 170k
(193)k
  
6
Shasta Beast
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG, Block
   11 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 120k
(128)k
  
7
Poor Doggie
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG
   8 1 3 0 0 1 15/16 100k
(110)k
  
7 players  
Coach: tzilacatzin Re-Rolls (100k): 0  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (28/8/13) |TD Diff:32 (99 - 67) |Cas Diff:-28 (24/17/10 - 34/29/16)
Last Opponent: Seven Skull Stompers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.0-0.70.7   0.0   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.7343k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0410k
Dark Elf73/3/12.3-1.70.9   0.4   0.4-0.4   0.3   0.1106k
Dwarf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   3.0700k
Elven Union11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
High Elf41/1/21.0-2.30.3   0.3   0.5-0.5   0.3   0.075k
Human11/0/03.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0180k
Lizardmen31/1/11.7-1.30.3   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.3287k
Necromantic Horror22/0/04.0-0.00.5   0.0   0.5-0.0   2.0   0.0130k
Nurgle21/0/12.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0415k
Ogre43/0/11.8-0.30.5   0.5   0.0-1.8   0.8   0.5195k
Orc73/1/31.4-1.70.1   0.0   0.0-1.1   1.0   0.6107k
Skaven43/0/13.0-1.50.5   0.8   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.3165k
Tomb Kings43/0/11.8-1.00.8   0.0   0.5-0.8   1.0   0.0155k
Vampire10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0250k
Wood Elf43/0/12.8-2.00.3   0.5   0.3-0.5   1.3   0.3163k
Total4928/8/132.0-1.40.5   0.3   0.2-0.7   0.6   0.3186k