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Wicked Pissahs
P [R] Amazon

THE WICKED PISSAHS

After being caught sneaking into the Fenway bleachers, a gang of fourteen young
women were assigned a court-appointed social worker, Dr. Whitaker, to help
them get on the path towards righteousness. Dr. Whitaker felt the girls should
learn an athletic skill, and chose roller skating to teach them discipline and a
sense of fair play. Sadly, when they were given the skates, the girls beat the hell
out of Dr. Whitaker and skated off into glory, forever to be known as
THE WICKED PISSAHS.

Don't bother hatin', cuz' we don't give a f***!

Pissahs Fo' Life!

Winners of Fumbbl Smack Elite CCCXXXVI
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Harlot Fevah
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Fend
   14 1 3 0 3 1 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Betty Spite
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 4 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST
   19 0 3 0 6 3 36/51 180k
(90+90)k
  
3
Shelby Shattered
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard
   5 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Etta Maims
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Fend
   8 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Evilicious
Tribal Linewoman
6 4 4 7
Dodge
+ST, Block, +AG
   15 3 8 0 2 3 46/51 160k
(50+110)k
  
6
Harley Quinn
Tribal Linewoman
5 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard, Block, Side Step
 -ma 38 1 0 0 3 6 37/51 130k
(50+80)k
  
7
Triple Deck-Her
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   8 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Miss Mary Smack
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   17 2 2 0 1 1 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Pina Collidah
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Dirty Player
   38 2 2 0 2 3 27/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
10
Krushpuppy
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Tootsie Pop
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Tackle, Fend
   28 1 12 1 6 0 51/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
16
Jodie Faster
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Pass
+AG, Safe Throw, Block
   32 33 2 0 0 2 49/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
12 players  
Coach: liquidorange Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 1800k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 465k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1800k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (28/7/4) |TD Diff:43 (69 - 26) |Cas Diff:0 (56/22/16 - 46/34/14)
Last Opponent: Zee Ratz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.010k
Chaos Chosen43/1/02.0-0.52.3   1.0   0.5-1.3   1.5   0.5-65k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/01.5-0.51.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-5k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.5-55k
Dark Elf22/0/02.5-0.02.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.5-120k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Goblin22/0/02.0-1.03.5   0.0   1.5-0.5   0.0   0.020k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-50k
High Elf11/0/03.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-600k
Human21/1/01.5-0.51.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.0-120k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-160k
Necromantic Horror21/1/01.0-0.50.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   1.0   0.530k
Nurgle21/1/01.0-0.00.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   2.0   0.075k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-380k
Orc53/1/11.6-0.80.8   0.2   0.0-0.6   0.2   0.2-134k
Shambling Undead43/0/11.5-1.00.3   0.3   0.0-1.8   2.0   1.3-145k
Skaven22/0/02.5-0.52.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   3.0   0.0-50k
Wood Elf31/1/12.3-1.31.0   0.3   1.0-0.7   0.0   0.0-307k
Total3928/7/41.8-0.71.4   0.6   0.4-1.2   0.9   0.4-106k