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[J]olly [R]ogers
Retired [L] Elven Union

From distant seas, on strange tides we flow, ready with jagged seeds to sew, ready with skills to make your heartbeat slow. Pretty soon you're gonna bow down low, down so low till ya nose touch ya toes, and then we're gonna throw the finishing blow, watch the blood flow down past ya feet 'n' it's time to admit that you're beaten, soon grass is all you'll be eatin'. Gonna find ya villages, rape n pillage em (you know know I'm diligent when killin' villagaz) We'll take ya sons and take ya daugters, beat em, mistreat, subject em to slaughter. We're gonna burn ya cities and grab ya loot, as soon as we're done administratin' the boot.

So let's get it started. I just can't wait to get ya head parted from ya shoulders, and leave ya...

...to moulder.

Past Seasons

Inaugural season went on in a mediocre fashion. In five games we went 3-2-0 with one forfeit for us and one without points (forgot to pm... this becomes a theme), both dropout forfeits. Some surprises; both ties were well within my grasp, and I just played terribly (including being tied 1-1 with chunky at half time with a full team facing 4 norse and ending up 3-3). Three rips this season, but none of them crucial. Very frustrating and as you'll see I end up playing 2-3 jmen for two more seasons, but none of the rips were ultimately harmful to us. Came in second to Nalavara (who's bull I rip'd last game of the season) and promoted to confs.


Finished with a very respectable 2/0/2 and 3 forfeits, which annoyed me a lot. Lost team development and all that. Nonetheless, a very hard fought conference. I came very close to tying or winning my game with the division champion erikekers, which would have ended in a promotion to prem. That would have been a disaster and I'm very lucky it didn't go down that way. No rips but a -ma on a rookie catcher, very annoying waste of 100k. Pegfist was a mean mother and got loads of td's and cas, eventually earning some kind of prestigious award.


Luckered Bugman and beat him on a bug
Stole a march on tribal, paid the price
it was my game to lose with greg n white
{RIP Pegfist}
Tried and failed to play Nal thrice
Was outclassed by the Boogaloo
but dice and balls pulled me through
I lured Bobs with sidestep surfs
Barely kept Irgy outta my turf.

The season ends, to prem I tread
to make a name for Pirates Dread.


Current Players
0-5
6-15
16-30
31-50
51-75
76-175
176+
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Captain Maxwell Crusher
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Frenzy, Diving Tackle, Guard
   28 9 9 0 4 5 69/ 200k
(110+90)k
  
2
First Mate Oryx
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Tackle
 -av 27 8 9 1 5 3 62/ 190k
(110+80)k
  
3
Pegfist Iii
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Sandra the Scoundrel
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle
   21 8 10 0 1 0 40/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
5
Gustavo de Pistola
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Block, Dodge
   13 21 0 0 1 3 38/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Pegfist IV
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
7
The Swabbie
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Wrestle, Dodge
   28 5 2 0 1 4 33/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Cutthroat Carla
Catcher
7 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Mighty Blow, Block
 -ma, m 8 1 6 0 2 0 23/ 150k
(0)k
  
9
Pegfist V
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Alexander DuMont
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Carl The Killer
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Guard, Side Step
 -ma, m 26 4 0 0 1 2 16/ 110k
(0)k
  
12
Pegfist II
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
Paul Fastfist
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: oryx Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (14/8/7) |TD Diff:14 (62 - 48) |Cas Diff:-38 (30/10/5 - 52/20/11)
Last Opponent: Lords of Toruk
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human20/2/02.5-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.0-265k
Chaos Chosen42/1/12.5-1.30.8   0.5   0.5-3.0   0.0   1.0-190k
Chaos Dwarf53/2/01.8-1.21.2   0.2   0.2-2.6   1.0   0.2-136k
Chaos Renegade11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-150k
Dark Elf52/1/22.4-2.61.2   0.6   0.2-1.8   0.4   0.4-314k
Dwarf11/0/04.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0230k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-560k
High Elf11/0/03.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Lizardmen11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.060k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.0-300k
Norse20/1/11.5-2.52.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.5-170k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-360k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-590k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   2.060k
Slann11/0/04.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-740k
Total2914/8/72.1-1.71.0   0.3   0.2-1.8   0.7   0.4-227k