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Head Coach: Kurl Kranzky Assistant Coaches: [Taking applicants on a pro bone-o basis] Cheerleading Squad: The Crispy Piglets [Records] Highest Fan Factor: 4 (8th match) Highest Gate: 27k (12th match) [Tourneys] 2017: XFL XI Halfling (TD: Cloggy) 2019: XFL XIII Halfling (TD: Bazakastine) [Trivia] - Famously known coach for his autobiographical account of "How I Did Half-a-Million Weiners (and Got Paid for It!)" - Proud members of the esteemed 2,000 KLUB since the team's inception. *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS* - Sponsored by the aristocratic Rapkit Rafkin, owner of "mmmmm bacon". A company specializing in the manufacture of pork tasting substitute meat products. The team played their first two matches with a team name that was a namesake to Rapkit before commerce restrictions forced the name change. - Joined the ARR foundation early 2515 after being visited by the prophet Measly Shrewd and instructed to embark upon the path of righteousness. - Retired 2 of the first 5 teams they played against (dwarf & dark elf). - The source of their luck is rumoured to be from the specially prepared pre-match pulled pork. [New Recruits] Apply within! THEME MUSIC: BUTCHER BABIES - They're Coming To Take Me Away TEAM UNIFORM: Their vest is red with white stripes and white sleeves, worn with long black pants. © 2514 - 2517 Spirituakill Inc. Brothers In ARRms® is a registered trademark of Spirituakill Inc. All spite's reserved. .............._________...................................______ _-----____/ ========================|___sK_| | ______________/ | ___--_/(_) ^ |___ --- |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! Block |
n | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14/16 | 150k
(120+30)k |
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| 2 |
Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! Grab, Guard |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 22/31 | 160k
(120+40)k |
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| 3 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block, Side Step |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 25/31 | 80k
(30+50)k |
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| 4 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 5 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 7 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 8 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Mighty Blow, +MA |
-ma | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/31 | 90k
(30+60)k |
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| 9 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
-av, m | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/16 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 11 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle |
14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 35/51 | 100k
(30+70)k |
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| 12 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Catch |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 13 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 14 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 16 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 15 (5/0/10) | | | TD Diff: | -8 (12 - 20) | | | Cas Diff: | -11 (25/7/6 - 31/13/5) |
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| Last Opponent: Street Flings | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Halfling | 4 | 2/0/2 | 1.5 | - | 1.5 | 3.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 3.3 0.8 0.8 | -295k |
| Chaos Chosen | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.0 | -70k |
| Dark Elf | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 2.0 0.0 | 70k |
| Dwarf | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 0.5 1.0 | - | 3.5 0.5 0.0 | -25k |
| Goblin | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 4.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | 0k |
| Norse | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 2.0 2.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -20k |
| Shambling Undead | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -120k |
| Skaven | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 1.0 | -30k |
| Slann | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | 125k |
| Total | 15 | 5/0/10 | 0.8 | - | 1.3 | 1.7 0.5 0.4 | - | 2.1 0.9 0.3 | -81k |