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Cocktown Convicts
Roster [B] Halfling

Each year Sir Heinrich, mayor of Cocktown had the same problem: what to give the eccentric Duke Wilhelm I of Oberwald for his birthday? Last year's singing and fiddling dog hadn't won him many favours, and Sir Heinrich could really use a few favours right now.....

His thoughts were interrupted by Kurt, his Sheriff. "Boss, what do you want me to do with this thieving gang of Halflings? They drank the Herrlich Brewery dry and didn't want to pay after all the beer was gone. Will it be the gallows, as usual?"

Suddenly, Sir Heinrich knew what to do. "You there", he said to the most sober looking Halfling. "I'll give you lot a choice. Either you'll be hanged in the morning, or you can try to earn your freedom by playing 10 games of bloodbowl, for Duke Wilhelm's amusement." Those of you alive after 10 games, will be free to go".

And so, with 2 strong Treemen as guards, The Cocktown Convicts were formed. Should any halfling attempt to flee the pitch, then the instructions for the Treemen were simple: throw them about until they stepped back in line, or died while learning their lesson.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Otto Oakheart II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
   3 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Billy Beerbarrel
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 -ma 15 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Timmy Tenderloin
Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st 16 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Terrence Teapot II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Vincent Vindaloo II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Doris Donutglaze
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
   16 0 3 0 0 4 29/31 90k
(30+60)k
  
9
Terence Teapot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Lester Lemoncake III
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Randy Rabbitstew
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
14
Casper Casserole III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
15
Charlie Cheeseburger III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Willy Wodka II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Joost Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 960k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (2/4/11) |TD Diff:-14 (10 - 24) |Cas Diff:-32 (21/11/5 - 44/16/9)
Last Opponent: Warriors of Flake
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.010k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.00k
Goblin21/1/01.0-0.01.0   0.5   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Ogre20/0/20.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Halfling10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-10k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.00k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   2.0-20k
Orc10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.040k
Slann10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-20k
Tomb Kings20/1/10.5-1.51.0   1.5   1.5-2.5   1.5   0.5-15k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.010k
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Total172/4/110.6-1.41.2   0.6   0.3-2.6   0.9   0.5-12k