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Calzon Chino
Retired [R] Dark Elf


Location: New York
Nickname: Underwear Models
Stadium: Calvin Klein Runway
Surface: Canvas

Colors: Black and White
Sponsor: Calvin Klein



TEAM BIO

Long enough have elven underwear models suffered under the sportsworld's claims, they could never compete in bloodbowl. Enough is enough! Calvin Klein combines runway and endzone action in his new project "Calzón Chino".

TROPHY ROOM

We got 50% on underwear, what do you have?

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

During most games half our audience faints at some point because of the extreme display of beauty and grace.

STAR PLAYERS

Nudlaug

*** Did you know...

- Mission #1 completed: Get up to 2300k+, get into a tournament.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Raunza
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, +AG
   14 1 4 0 2 3 32/ 180k
(100+80)k
  
2
Weinerle
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
   14 1 1 0 2 2 18/ 150k
(100+50)k
  
3
Elmont
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Jump Up
   27 0 3 0 21 3 66/ 190k
(100+90)k
  
4
Happy Parade
Runner
8 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA, Nerves Of Steel, Block
   55 23 24 0 0 3 110/ 190k
(80+110)k
  
5
Babsi
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
Dodge, Block
   14 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Pejendejo
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   26 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Emanze
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Side Step, Leap
   30 3 4 0 2 3 34/ 170k
(110+60)k
  
8
Black
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Oasch mit Oahn
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge, Stand Firm
   74 5 4 0 8 4 53/ 170k
(70+100)k
  
10
Watschn G'sicht
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Nudlaug
Lineman
6 4 5 8
+AG, Block, +ST, Leap, Dodge
   71 17 25 0 12 4 136/ 220k
(70+150)k
  
12
Blausaug
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle
   40 1 7 0 10 3 57/ 180k
(100+80)k
  
13
Miss Gordillo
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Side Step, Leap, Strip Ball
   36 5 11 0 3 2 54/ 190k
(110+80)k
  
14
Sackvoll Sch'Eisse
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Doh Little
Lineman
5 3 4 8 -ma 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
Diputs Fle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   32 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
16 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (53/11/11) |TD Diff:76 (150 - 74) |Cas Diff:0 (115/46/25 - 111/56/19)
Last Opponent: Man Crushaz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf41/0/30.8-1.31.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.5   0.5250k
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.07.0   1.0   1.0-5.0   0.0   0.0340k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Dark Elf73/2/21.7-1.61.3   0.3   0.3-1.6   1.0   0.37k
Dwarf33/0/02.7-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.3303k
Elven Union41/3/02.0-1.52.5   1.5   0.8-2.5   0.3   0.0-28k
Halfling11/0/06.0-3.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0640k
High Elf76/0/12.0-1.11.9   0.6   0.3-1.0   0.4   0.0107k
Lizardmen10/1/03.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0320k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0130k
Norse63/3/01.7-0.81.5   0.3   0.3-2.2   1.3   0.5150k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0270k
Ogre66/0/02.5-0.53.5   0.3   0.2-2.0   1.3   0.7223k
Old World Alliance11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0570k
Orc76/1/01.9-0.30.3   0.7   0.1-1.3   0.7   0.4109k
Shambling Undead33/0/01.7-0.30.7   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.087k
Skaven86/0/22.0-1.41.4   0.9   0.1-1.8   0.3   0.1140k
Slann33/0/02.3-1.01.3   1.3   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.370k
Vampire22/0/02.0-0.52.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.0125k
Wood Elf85/1/22.1-1.31.5   0.9   0.9-0.6   0.1   0.1113k
Total7553/11/112.0-1.01.5   0.6   0.3-1.5   0.7   0.3141k