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<br> <h2>Exquisite and Elegante</h2> <i>There is something wickedly exciting about the cruel precision of a dandy's style. The characteristics of the classic dandy - the air of androgny, the menswear geometry, the cool sophistication, close-cut hair, chiseled features, assured stare – just add the beard.</i> <b>Team Colours:</b> White Tie <b>Head Coach:</b> George Bryan "Beau" Brummell <b>Players:</b> Chaos Dwarf <b>The Fans and the Merchandise</b> Well, so the Dandies play a few games and they might not win them all. I guess the fans are just sick and tired of playing Orcs. At a pretty stable pace the fans have dropped whenever we lost or tied a game, while they sure didn’t grow when we win. So, we a stuck at this abysmal fanfactor tha makes sure that we won’t be able to replace any players soon, the cash slowly trickling in 10k a game. We need them fans to start buying some merchandise: mugs, T-shirts, posters, the team special edition frock coat with shoulder pads or just the good old cane with a knob. <b>Stuck in the Chaos Wastes?</b> Orc 26 Chaos 10 Dwarf 5 Lizardmen 5 Dark Elf 4 Human 3 Skaven 3 Undead 3 Amazon 2 Khemri 2 Necromantic 2 Nurgle's Rotters 2 Elf 1 High Elf 1 Norse 1 Wood Elf 1 Vampire 0 Goblin 0 Halfling 0 Chaos Dwarf 0 Ogre 0 Undead 0 <b>Hall of Fame</b> Most completed passes: Coco Chanel III - 17 Most casualties: Charles Baudelaire* - 20 Most valuable player: Dorian Gray* - 258k Most touchdowns: Dorian Gray* - 28 Most interceptions: Count D'Orsay III* - 1 *former star <b>Hall of Shame</b> Most failed healings: The Apotechary - 10 <b>Dearly Missed</b> Jean des Esseintes - original Member that never missed a game until her untimely death by a dirty dwarven rookie hands. Djuna Barnes & Coco Chanel - the dynamic passing duo Count D'Orsay - Fouled to death by a dirty chaos boot Oscar Wilde - Fouled to niggling by a dirty chaos boot Dorian Gray - Fouled to death by a Get the Ref' enforced elf boot Georges Sand II - Smashed to a bloody pulp by a Mummy Robert de Montesquiou - Finally sacked after niggling along the team for 20 or so games Dorian Gray II - The only agile bull ever on the team, aged to a niggle, got sacked |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Break Tackle |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20/31 | 170k
(130+40)k |
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| 2 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Break Tackle |
16 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 21/31 | 170k
(130+40)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 20/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow, Side Step |
70 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 66/76 | 180k
(70+110)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 8 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Pass Block |
67 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 7 | 69/76 | 150k
(70+80)k |
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| 12 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate |
-ma | 35 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 31/51 | 120k
(40+80)k |
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| 14 |
Hobgoblin
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, +MA |
25 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 15 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Guard |
21 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 16 |
Enslaved Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Juggernaut |
60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 4 | 56/76 | 240k
(150+90)k |
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| Games Played: | 71 (38/8/25) | | | TD Diff: | 16 (98 - 82) | | | Cas Diff: | 28 (81/49/28 - 72/31/27) |
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| Last Opponent: Unnecessary Chiropractice | |||||||