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German Vermin
Roster [X2] Skaven
Deutschland, Land der Präzision und der Leistungsfähigkeit. Die Spieler für die deutschen Schädlinge jeder stellen etwas über Deutschland dar. Im Team sehen sie kein Ziel als unerreichbar und keine Methode des Erzielens sie undenkbar.Passen Sie auf die Ratten aus Deutschland auf....
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<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>Trophy Cabinet</b></td></td></tr>
<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>SWL Season 13 - </b> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=10619">Corporate Fraudsters Conference Champions</a></td></tr>
<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>SWL Season 14 - </b> <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season14#head-3faf24837d2f6bbc406fcdf517452ceaed3fe348">Premier League Champions</a></td></tr>
<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>SWL Season 15 - </b> <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season15#head-01c8494966c91a6d6e4aa0e62ed991b3372eba8d">Premier League Champions</a></td></tr>
<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>SWL Season 31 - </b> <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=31">Commisioner Twahn Memorial Regional League Champions</a></td></tr>
<tr align=center><td colspan=2><b>Twahnlow Awards</b></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630047">Claudia Schiffer</a>: </td><td>Silver Fists & Silver Knuckles <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/8/silver.html">;(SWL Season 8)</a>, Golden Knuckles <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/10/golden.html">;(SWL Season 10)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630030">Manfred von Richthofen</a>: </td><td>Silver Arm <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/8/silver.html">;(SWL Season 8)</a>, Silver Arm, Silver Boomerang, & Silver Arrow <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/11/silver.html">;(SWL Season 11)</a>,
Golden Boomerang & Golden Arrow <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/14/golden.html">;(SWL Season 14)</a>, Silver Arm <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=27">;(SWL Season 27)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630048">Graf Zeppelin</a>: </td><td>Golden Boot <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/12/golden.html">;(SWL Season 12)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2296463">Kaiser Wilhelm</a>: </td><td>Golden Glove & Golden Ball <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/12/golden.html">;(SWL Season 12)</a>, Golden Ball & Golden Star <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/14/golden.html">;(SWL Season 14)</a>, Silver Ball & Silver Star <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=27">;(SWL Season 27)</a></</tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1845076">Matt Tinsen</a>: </td><td>Golden Knuckles <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/14/golden.html">;(SWL Season 14)</a>, Golden Fists, Golden Knuckles & Golden Shield <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season15#head-9379d0d980556a6cb7881e8f8f65c66db5488679">;(SWL Season 15)</a>, Silver Knuckles <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=27">;(SWL Season 27)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2197005">Ferdinand Porsche</a>: </td><td>Golden Star <a href="http://www.snorriheim.com/swl/14/golden.html">;(SWL Season 14)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2255075">Otto von Bismarck</a>: </td><td>Golden Star <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season15#head-9379d0d980556a6cb7881e8f8f65c66db5488679">;(SWL Season 15)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2973346">Karl Benz</a>: </td><td>Golden Ball <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season15#head-9379d0d980556a6cb7881e8f8f65c66db5488679">;(SWL Season 15)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2414083">Albert Speer</a>: </td><td>Golden Boot <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/Season15#head-9379d0d980556a6cb7881e8f8f65c66db5488679">;(SWL Season 15)</a></tr></td>
<tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6059733">General Burkhalter</a>: </td><td>Silver Star <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=29">;(SWL Season 29)</a></tr></td><tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6850406">Sabine Schimtz</a>: </td><td>Bronze Slipper, Bronze Ball & Bronze Star <a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/season_summary.php?season=31">;(SWL Season 31)</a></tr></td></table>

<b>Coaching Staff</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630025">Albert Einstein</a> - Mad Scientist
The resident evil genius for the Germin Vermin. After a distinguished career as a player, Albert has been set the task of "encouraging" more mutations within his former teammates. Offered pay in return for his ongoing services, Albert turned it down. Instead he has asked that any opposing players who fall into the crowd be brought to him, so he can use them in his experiments...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630047">Claudia Schiffer</a> - Blocking Coach
At the time of her retirement, Claudia had been responsible for over 25% of German casualties, not a bad effort for someone who was strength 2 for around half of her career. She looks forward to partnering once again with Einstein, this time in a coaching role, and is working on sharpening Germany's killer instinct.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2296463">Kaiser Wilhelm</a> - Talent Scout
The most evil German of all also turned out to be the most potent scoring weapon of them all too. In combination with Manfred, the two of them became synonymous with success, and won two SWL Premier titles as a result. Wilhelm couldn't comprehend life on the field without Manfred though, and when the great thrower died, the highest TD scorer in the history of Premier became the third member of the Vermin to join the assistant coaches upon retirement. The Kaiser has been hired to find the next German superstar in the SWL's greatest dynasty - Can he find another Benz or Jung, Hitler or Schiffer? Vermin fans certainly hope so....

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6961220">Andrew Ettingshausen</a> - Specialist Plays
During his playing days, ET was a fine example of Germany's high octane defense; now he is in charge of arranging the over the top plays the Vermin are famous for. No ball carrier is fast enough, no cage tight enough....



<b>Fallen Heroes</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1630030&displaymessage=Bio%20Changed.">Manfred von Richthofen:</a> The most successful player in the history of the SWL, and longest surviving foundation member of the Vermin. The Red Baron won 7 Twahnlow awards, was picked in 3 SWL Representative teams, and lead the Vermin to two Premier titles. <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/stat_leaders_summary.php?p_group_id=647&p_team=-1&p_type=-1&p_season=-1&p_race=All&p_stat=cps">Ranked #1</a> of all time in SWL completions, he played 82 out of Germany's first 84 games before being killed by a foul from an otherwise <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=398708">forgettable</a>; Necromantic team, who have since withdrawn from the league.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1635598">Adolf Hitler:</a> Averaged 0.57 Casualties per outting - more than any of his SWL Big Guy contemporaries. Killed by Gumbeast United, Germany took their revenge in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1084650">this</a>; game.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2542564">Carl Jung:</a> Had the potential to be the greatest player ever seen by the SWL. Cut down before his time by the Amazorcs, we were avenged in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2392900">this</a>; game.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1845076">Matt Tinsen:</a> Matt took over as Germany's enforcer when Adolf Hitler died, and managed to climb to third place on the ladder for <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/stat_leaders_summary.php">casualties</a>; in SWL history. Matt died during the horror run of Season 28, against Woodies Double Revenge. We still seek revenge from the ongoing Woodies franchise.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6541292">Klaus Kinski:</a> Another high flying Gutter Runner, Klaus was part of the team that grew out of the darkness of the team's stint in Regionals. He was cut down by an otherwise
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=555062">forgettable</a>;(and now retired) Orc team, after setting up another German victory.




* * * <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=didyouknow">Did you know?</a> The first Skaven team to make it into the SWL Premier League<i>- and win it -</i>were the <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/team.php?p_id=142350">German Vermin</a>.

* * * <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=didyouknow">Did you know?</a> The first team to win two SWL Premier League titles in a row were the <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/team.php?p_id=142350">German Vermin</a>.

* * * <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=didyouknow">Did you know?</a> The <a href="http://swl.servegame.org/swl/team.php?p_id=142350">German Vermin</a> hold, held, or equalled the record for scoring the most amount of TDs against the following teams:

<b>Darkest Side of the Suns
Mr Chippy's Deep Fried Fellows
L'roths Destroyers
Pro Losers II
Lord's of War
Vanguard of the Southern Ark
Charnel House
33 Chin Chen Street
Fast Fossils
Karak-Varn FC
Zen Adepts
Horrors Heroes
Da Greenskin Raiders
Woodies Double Double
We Fink Wer Orks
Blackwater Blitz
Da Brutalist Boyz in Da SWL
Slaves to None!
Penthesilea's Blood Warriors</b>





<u><b>History</b></u>

<b>SWL Season 8 - Southern Conference:</b>
The German Vermin emerged out of Qpool in SWL Season 8, and while not being disgraced, were a little humbled by some of the stronger opponents. They joined the Southern Conference late, denying them any real chance to have a strong impact, but eagerly await Season 9...

<b>Chunkathon:</b>
Sometimes even Hitler needs a holiday, but when the Vermin's first off season came around, the team decided to spend it doing what they enjoy most - Blood Bowling! They inflicted losses(and in most cases, heavy casualties) on the Vanguard of the Southern Ark, the Skye Knights, the Flitter Mice, Charnel House, Tiparary Trasheaters, and Good, Bad, Furry. Special mention to Charnel House for battling well above their weight division, and coming out reputation intact. Brisbane's Broncos brought a 5 game winning streak to an end with a bloody 1-1 draw, and in the aftermath of that game, Hitler's Heroes suffered a 0-2 loss to Slumbering Skink, a game which caused heavy injuries to both sides. The last game played before Season 9 was against the Blue Mountain Dragons. Another draw, this was a game highlighted by violence, and punctuated by death. And what better way to bring us into the new season?

<b>SWL Season 9 - Southern Conference: </b>
An average season saw wins over the Angry Asgardians, the Colorado Avalanche and a forfeit victory over the Adelaide Anvils, with losses to the Zen Adepts, Smellier Socks Than You, and the Vanguard of the Southern Ark, and a draw against the Wicker Men. Despite the Vermin generally struggling to field all their key players when it counted, they managed to finish third in the Southern Conference, and were promoted to SWL Premier League.

<b>SWL Season 10 - Premier League: </b>
Their first shot in the big time, and Germany came away with a 3-1-3 record. They racked up losses against the Zen Adepts, Colorado Avalanche, and Slumbering Skink. Wins were taken at the expense of the Vanguard of the Southern Ark, Gumbeast United, and the Beasts of Bowl, while a tough 2-2 draw was played against Carlton United. As they finished fifth, the Vermin have been relegated. Germany has now played the Adepts three times, and the Skinks twice, without managing to record a victory. This hasn't been lost on Coach, and he plans to use the team's time in the Conferences in Season 11 rectifying these problems.

<b>SWL Season 11 - Mammallian Conference: </b>
A mixed season for Germany, finishing 2nd in the Conference, but saying goodbye to Adolf Hitler and Claudia Schiffer along the way. Aside from a loss against eventual Conference champions, Horrors Heroes, they were undefeated. Wins were recorded vs all other teams, aside from the Wicked C Dorfs, who managed a draw against the Vermin. Season 12 will see us back in Premier, with low player costs, and aspirations of surviving and finishing in the top half of the division.

<b>SWL Season 12 - Premier League: </b>
A time of rebirth for the Vermin, after the hammering that was the second half of Season 11. The eventual Premiers, the Zen Adepts, were far too strong for Germany, and wandered in 3 tds unopposed to start the season. We recorded our first wins over Slumbering Skink & Horror's Heroes, though the victories were achieved while they too were short staffed. A record-breaking crowd witnessed a nail-biting loss to VOTSA, and though the Skaven lost the grand finale' against KFC, it went better than most bookies would have predicted for the Vermin, despite the hopeless efforts of the German Wizard. Sadly though, the 3 losses, coupled with draws against the Bogan Yobs, and Soft n Fluffy, meant Germany narrowly missed out on Premier Season 13, and were relegated to the new-look conferences. It wasn't all bad though, they brought in a lot of fresh meat for us to play with.

<b>SWL Season 13 - Corporate Fraudsters Conference:</b>
A fine Season for Germany, finishing 1st in the Conference, and booking a ticket into Premier for Season 14. The Vermin scored victories against TOMAW, Talaenor Triumph, the Beasts of Bowl, and totally hammered Gumbeast United. There was a hiccup against the Wesfield Maulers in the only German loss for the season, and we narrowly escaped with a draw against eventual 2nd place getters, Fast Fossils. For the first time in our history, Germany takes a strong team into Premier with our chances better than ever before. The only negatives from Season 13 were the deaths of Boris Becker, and tragically Graf Zeppelin, reducing the number of original Vermin to 2. Their spirit will live on in our hearts & boots.

<b>SWL Season 14 - Premier League: </b>
Season 14 was Germany's time. We flogged the pants off the Orcs, Dwarves, and Chaos Dwarves, turned a tough game against Horrors Heroes(<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1630031">Klaus Barbie's</a> last) into a flattering scorecard, and came back from the dead to win 3-2 over Slumbering Skink on the buzzer. We narrowly lost against constant contenders VOTSA, and found a new solid rival in the Amazorcs. When the dust had settled, Manfred's dreams of Premier glory had been turned into reality, and after 7 seasons, 63 games, 3 visits to Premier, 45 players, and cabinet's filled with Twahnlows, Germany were <i>finally</i> SWL champions!

<b>SWL Season 15 - Premier League: </b>
Being the best isn't about rising to the top, it's about staying there. With that in mind, Germany launched their season 15 title defence, and marked their place in SWL history. Aside from a Nuffle assisted thrashing from the Amazorcs, Germany were undefeated all season. The Vermin picked up a forfeit victory over Food for Thawt, while winning against the Sinister Duskriders, Zen Adepts, Greenskin Raiders, and Woodies Double Double. The only other hiccup being a 3-3 draw against the WyvernTail Stingers, Germany eventually pipped the Amazorcs at the post, and retained the Premier trophy, becoming the first team in SWL history to defend the title.

<b>SWL Season 16 - Premier League: </b>
The beginning of the dark time. Season 16 saw Germany draw to Carlton and the Amazorcs, and lose to KFC. Though we managed wins against Echoes of the Great Song, Good Bad, Furry, and the Sinister Duskriders, the other poor results combined with a last round forfeit against Flo's Adepts to mean the Vermin were relegated from Premier. Shattered by the news, Germany dropped out of the SWL and disappeared...




...until...



<b>SWL Season 27 - Gone's Slipper Conference: </b>
The Vermin exploded back onto the SWL scene with a victory in the grudge match against the Amazorcs, and followed it up with wins against the Angry Asgardians and Bugrit's Bandits. Things then started to slip a little with a draw against eventual Conference champions Mid Life Crisis, followed by losses against the Citadel Ancients and Adelaide Anvils. Howvever, the Wolves of Vestroy's last round forfeit to the Vermin combined with some extra space opening up in Premier to mean that Germany's second place finish will sneak them back to where they belong - the Big Show!

It was to prove to be a false dawn

<b>SWL Season 28 - Premier League: </b>
The worst season on record. We lost every game except the first, and said goodbye to some champions: Manfred, Wilhelm, Tinsen, Benz...
Probably the best effort came in a 2-3 loss to Torturers Picnic, who had a team rating more than double ours, but we managed to kill 3 of them, and almost get a draw. Things will get better, but it's going to take a while to recover...


<b>SWL Season 29 - Gone's Slipper Conference: </b>
5 deaths, 4 niggling injuries, 6 losses, 1 draw. Bring on regionals.


<b>SWL Season 30 - Commisioner Twahn Memorial Regional League:</b>
The shadowy rebuild. Records of wins and losses weren't relevant - what was important was that Germany were finally ready to start playing ball again for Season 31.


<b>SWL Season 31 - Commisioner Twahn Memorial Regional League:</b>
A decent season for the Vermin. We racked up wins(and in most cases record scores) against Webcomics Utd, Da Brutalist Boyz in Da SWL, Rampagin Dino, Stardom aNd Mayhem, and Slaves to None. It wasn't all sunshine though- we ended up with a draw against Dead Rat Walking, and lost against Movers and Shakers. We also lost some promising players, and team captain Albert Speer (the last Vermin alive to have won a Premier trophy). We'll put these negatives behind us though, as we continue to strive to be the first team to win 4 SWL Premier titles.


<b>SWL Season 32 - Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference:</b>
Tough season, but in the end we weren't good enough make Premier, this time. Three games were lost by one TD(to Dhingo Initiative, Stalingrad's White Stallions, and Schola), though the scoreboard did flatter us at points. We managed to end the season with a winning record eventually, after four wins against Byg F'Orkz, BBQ Wednesday Regulars, REALLY High Elves, Speedballin, and in the match of the season, the Red Star Strikers. We finish a little less green than when we started this season, and now impatiently await the arrival of the next. Winning the Great Man's Conference will have to wait at least one more season.

<b>SWL Season 33 - Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference:</b>
Racked up wins against the BBQ, Norscia Bezerkers, Citadel Ancients, Bell-Harbour Buccaneers, and Da Brutalist Boyz in Da SWL. Lost against gold & silver place getters Woodies Reunion Tour & Red Star Strikers. Slightly undercooked, we take out third place, and head off to Prem for a thumping.

<b>SWL Season 34 - Premier League:</b>
We gave this one a shot, but it was done & dusted inside the first two games. After stuffing up the game against Stangrad's White Stallions(1-1), things only got worse. The losses to Dead Rat Walking, and Power Money Sex were only by one touchdown each, but there were four niggling injuries as a result. From there, we shut up shop against Mort Avaritia & the Red Star Strikers, before trying to blow some rust off in the final two games against Woodies Reunion Tour & Slumbering Skink. A good season to forget about.

<b>SWL Season 35: Laviak's Decommissioned Conference:</b>
Continuing the recent trend, we started the season on 175TR, a lot smaller than we'd hoped. Nevertheless we did reasonably well, with wins against Byg F'Orkz, Penthesilea's Blood Warriors, Linear Guild Chosen Ones, and Made to Scale(the last one being a rather satisfying day out). We tied the scores against the Norscia Bezerkers and Orlando Bloom's Groupies, and in the final game of the season we lost 2-1 to Mort Avaritia, and more importantly survived fairly well. Heading back up to Premier, this is the first time in a long long time that we've had 16 players on the roster. We'll do what we can to keep it intact.



<b>Future Players:

Max von Stephanitz</b> - German Shepherd Breeder
<b>Herman Dietrich</b> - Raiders of the Lost Ark
<b>Major Arnold Ernst Toht</b> - Raiders of the Lost Ark
<b>The Doctor</b> - Superjail Physician</b>
<b>Hauptmann Deutschland</b> - German Superhero</b>
<b>Donner</b> - German Superhero</b>


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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Paul the OctopusRat Ogre6528Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal, Big Guy, Guard 70005115130k (140k) 
2 Matilda the HunLineman6337Kick, Block-ma35100131850k (75k) 
3 Queen VictoriaLineman7337Dirty Player, Block 26000231950k (125k) 
4 Wilhelm GrimmLineman7337Block 1110001650k (75k) 
5 Shawn BradleyStorm Vermin7337Block, Claw, Tackle-av18300522390k (128k) 
6 Bastian SchweinsteigerLineman7337  1000000050k (55k) 
8 Detlef SchrempfLineman7336Dirty Player, Block-av19000131750k (110k) 
9 John F. KennedyLineman7337  100000050k (55k) 
10 Henry J. HeinzLineman6337 -ma500000050k (30k) 
11 Karl MaybachGutter Runner10247Dodge, +MA, Very Long Legs, Sure Feet 131120003780k (190k) 
12 Karl Friedrich RappGutter Runner9247Dodge, Block, Side Step 23560002380k (140k) 
13 Richard WagnerGutter Runner9257Dodge, Sure Hands, +AG 9640001880k (153k) 
14 Emil JellinekGutter Runner10247Dodge, Block, +MA, Dauntless 10340043580k (178k) 
15 Shane WarneStorm Vermin7338Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow 45110633190k (158k) 
16 Herbert HooverLineman6347Block, +AG, Guard-ma54530344050k (128k) 
15 players  
Coach:Symmetrical Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Skaven Fan Factor:21  
Team Rating:230 / 211 Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:210000 Cheerleaders:0  
Team Value:2150k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:157 (75/26/56) |TD Diff:40 (324 - 284) |Cas Diff:-87 (175/123/56 - 209/156/76)
Last Opponent: Skye Krushars