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Out in the Northern Hills among "da richest tribes" a rather methodical and rather "maadd" Doc decided <b><i>"it waaz time to do someting for da glory of da tribe"</i></b>. This Doc Aspwin, renowned for crazy ideas and really good headache cure that involve a hammer and the patients kneecap, gathered together a rough and ready band of greenskinz <b><i>"to take on da whorled"</i></b>. He decided not only to take along big and bad orks nut also little gretichn. Much to the dismay of his bigg'uns who just shuck their heads muttering <b><i>"whatch want with dem, de could not even scare a humie"</i></b>. Surely the Doc has a plan for the snievly, shroomed up gobbos. Although nobody saw the famous Doc for a first six games, he is <b>BACK</b>! Performance was <b><i>"like ponzzi, pranzi elvies"</i></b> and so it is good that he is <b><u>back</u></b>, that he has built up a head of steam, he has comback truelly <b><u><font color="004000">mean & green</font></u></b>. And the first thing he did is fire former thrower Shrabgut Eyethrower and made him <b><i>"'iz assidant couch"</i></b>, Shrabgut has the honourable job of either organising a seat for the Doc or being a seat for the Doc! Da Doc seemed to have struck a cord with da boyz. The longest <i><b>"streak"</i></b> in team history - <font color="004000"><b>4 games unbeaten</b></font> has just been set, but maybe the ol'boyz have not quite caught on that <i>not loosing</i> is not the same as <b><i>winning!</i></b> and after a long explanation by the doc - that involved lots of hammering with <i><b>medikal sledge</b></i>- they lost. <h3><i>Whtaz up Doc!</i></h3> How will the boyz start scoring again, can they continue to relie on their troll? - Seemingly they can, in the last game Shonbut Elfmandrink came through again. |
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Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 25/ | 120k
(128)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Guard, Stand Firm |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/ | 130k
(128)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Stand Firm |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 110k
(100)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Stand Firm, Mighty Blow |
22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 29/ | 130k
(128)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Tackle |
25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 31/ | 140k
(145)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | +ST |
24 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 14/ | 100k
(125)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Guard |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Mighty Blow |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 25/ | 120k
(133)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11/ | 90k
(105)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Catch, Sprint |
23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 12 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet, Leap |
24 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24/ | 80k
(70)k |
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| 13 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard, +AG |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 160k
(129)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(25)k |
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| 15 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| Games Played: | 25 (6/7/12) | | | TD Diff: | -17 (24 - 41) | | | Cas Diff: | -5 (23/11/6 - 23/15/7) |
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| Last Opponent: Aachenburg Checkered Shirts | |||||||