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We believe that assistant coaches in shape of lame goblins and great kick-offs are the way to rerolls!!! ..... Well, after 27 games we have another way at it. Ogres rock. We didnt need niggled gobs as assistant coaches. Hardly anything happens at kickoffs. Tripplehits is a much better way!!! After 33 games it look different. Well... back, but not more. Love and hate chaos... 17 of 33 games have been versus chaos and orcs. Boring. Will try to find some dwarves, most hopefully some chaotics... After 38 games, very different again. Lost 6 of the 7 latest games. Nothing works any longer. Weird. The fun is gone. Hmm.... Going for 9 ogres and Nr 1 of course! Always have a full lineup of ogres and friend! THEN we get rerolls! "In the last round ogre Aortan got a fatal blow by Grand Nagus Zek, a rookie treeman, but who had his game of his life. With no apo around... well... A nice win, loads of cash... Aortan was the only who managed to hurt the small chefs, and then he died. We eat his bones in remebrance and weep silently, so no-one can see us..." After 2-0 in our first game versus Divine Treasure "The torsos had a cool game versus a brave norse-coach. We were lucky with the important rolls, and the bonehead didnt really do much damage. Found a friend in the other teams ogre, but he didnt want to join it seemed like. We are still trying to convince him with meatballs (almost as nordic as those from his own chef). The gobs didnt their job, completed the first pass ever with the team, and got our first reroll. Hurrrrrray!!! We now have our own reroll. No more jealousy!" After 3-0 versus Bergen Warlords, 070224 The same day we got our second reroll. Oh my! The day after two ogres died in the same turn. OH MY!!! 8 games (totally 11) in one day!!! Wow! Took me up to highest rank ever! Go ogres! "Never had they been afraid before, but the strength in the first hit of the game was incredible. Our apo was quickly there and tried to save Bukspottaren´s life, but all could tell immediately that there was absolutely no chance to survive. The blood rushed over the field. The next round Gammel knocked out another ogre, and there was total chaos among the big boys. But they managed a draw and were happy to get out alive. Apparentely a goblin died but no-one in the team remembered his name anyway... and cared even less. As supposed to!" After 1-1 versus Undertakers Pride (which killed one ogre and one gob) 2007-03-08 "That was one of the hardest games I have been through with ogres. Ouuuuffffff.......... Down to 135 in Str. Haha.... so swoooped..... read about Vinnie the ogrecoach a while ago, he said he didnt play dirty players with ogres. I laughed. Said they were to expensive. Here was one dp who made, together with get the ref, the ogres to a sad team. Retire or not, is the question.... 0 spp by the way. Doesnt happen to often.... yes, I am upset, this was my favourite team... (crying silently in the shadows)" After 0-1 versus Voivod Squad 2007-03-12 38 skillrolls after 31 games 5 doubles (two block-gobs are unfortunately dead) 1 + strength <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=rankings&race=23 ">http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=rankings&race=23 </a> and skaven seems like the hardest opponent. Hmmm.... maybe that will be an argument before they turn us down when we ask for a game.... "I never understood anything, but there were rats with knifes everywhere..." (Bukspotting´s last thoughts written down and translated from ogrish). And that could summon the whole game for the torsos... After 0-3 vs first skavens ever, Razzle Dazzle Smazzle. One dead ogre, a mng gob, and 3 mng rats. Fair. Stupid challenge. But fun. XFL VI Ogre - First game vs Jokaero´s Swinger Kings Meeting with a great coach and a great ogreteam we only had loss in our mind. First half was pretty much going that way. Nobbla wasted 2 rrs before he was knocked out (dont ask why I didnt get a bribe) and Jokaero advanced for 0-1 at halftime. I had to use the wiz and the Kings didnt manage to score with handoff ogre-to-ogre. So 0-0 at halftime and the Kings recieving. At this time Grotty was bh as well. I got a blitz, managed to pushback an ogre, toss a snotling to ko and dodge another snot to bh. Great blitz. SOMEHOW however I managed to stay close to the blodging ogre-ballcarrier from the Kings. And after 4 gfis with two ogres I had two dice on him and POW. And everything was tight and could go any way. But I was way more lucky this whole half on every roll and managed to steal and run away with the ball. I almost messed it up in turn 15 however leaving a blitz on the snot but the ogre failed the gfis to reach him. Very unexpected win, since it was a better coach and a better team I faced. But I seem to be on a lucky roll at the moment! Next up is either a total rookie-team or a team that has played 3 games. So the total opposite, giving away like 900 in inducements atleast. Thanks for playing and a great chat Jokaero. Next time you will smoke me badly! |
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Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 2 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 3 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle, Sprint |
38 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 77/ | 120k
(20+100)k |
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| 4 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
n | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 12/ | 160k
(140+20)k |
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| 6 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Guard |
40 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 25 | 9 | 98/ | 250k
(140+110)k |
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| 8 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 29/ | 180k
(140+40)k |
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| 9 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Block, Break Tackle |
30 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 32/ | 210k
(140+70)k |
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| 11 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut |
n | 38 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 41/ | 200k
(140+60)k |
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| 12 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 31/ | 200k
(140+60)k |
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| 14 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 16 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 160k
(140+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 40 (17/12/11) | | | TD Diff: | 13 (46 - 33) | | | Cas Diff: | 49 (59/46/20 - 43/21/12) |
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| Last Opponent: Distinguished Dilinquents | |||||||