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<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta II - Introducshionz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>

Lissen gud an' lissen 'ard cuz fingz iz not wot deyz apper! Dis iz no elfy teem! Dis iz ORK teem! See da boyz dey luv a gud bashin' but 'ere is da triky part. Wif da reprutashion uv da boyz sum uv da uvver teem like da elfy teem wot likez pikkin' up da ball an' frowin' it aroun' insted uv playin' propa-like, dose teem dey sumtimes avoid playin' wif da boyz an' dat make da boyz sad coz da boyz like playin' wif da elfs.

So da coach finks uv a plan. Da coach name da teem like elfy teem an' da boyz preten' havin' elfy names wot da coach finks uv ta use wen da coach registur da boyz at da gamez. Dat wayz da uvver coaches an' all da elf teem finks da boyz is elfy teem an' dey sign da kontrakts fer playin' da game. Den wen dey meet da boyz on da pitch dey see dat dey not playin' wif a pansy elfy teem but wif da dead 'ard boyz. Dats why da coach is da boss!</p>

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(115)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge
  8 0 2 0 4 1 19/ 130k
(140)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge
  8 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 130k
(140)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
8
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Safe Throw, Block
  8 3 3 0 1 1 19/ 110k
(130)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  8 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 120k
(133)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
12
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
  7 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 120k
(116)k
 
12 players  
Coach: all-grain Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (7/0/1) |TD Diff:11 (14 - 3) |Cas Diff:6 (8/5/1 - 4/3/1)
Last Opponent: Reelly Srs Leeg Teem