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Drakwald Longhorns
Retired [X] Chaos

This is not a chaos team. It is a beastman team as i've always believed there should be one.
As there are no rules in place for this i have imposed my own rules on the team:

0-1 Minotaur (as normal)
0-2 Beastigors (Skill progression: Block, Mighty Blow, Gaurd, Tackle on normal rolls..... Spikes, Standfirm)
0-10 Gors (Skill progression: Block, Gaurd, Tackle on normal rolls... Free choice mutations on doubles)
0-4 Ungors [who idealy would be av7 and no horns but nothing i can do about that] (Skill progression: General skills only on normal rolls.... agility or mutations on doubles)

All players are named after their position and have specific pictures to make identification easier.

I do not expect this team to do well since i am deliberately limiting the normal chaos rosters potential but i thought it was worth a laugh :D


My Foulosophy:

I will foul you excesively, continously and if possible every damn turn.
I will hope every single one of these fouls produces a kill.
I will be glad if your regen/ apothocary work because it means i can have another go.
I will foul your skillless rookie zombie if he is the only guy i can get to for no other reason than i love to foul.
I will foul your favorite legend even when your apothocary is gone, even on t16 just because i like to kill nice players.
I will cry like a little girl with a grazed knee when LRB5 nerfs dp.

However:

I will respect your right to say no to me.
I will respect your right to play how you want to play.
I will cheer just as much (if not more) if you kill my best players.
I will annoy you by chatting too much to you sometimes.
I will accept most offers if it looks like a fun game.
I will always try to make sure people are aware of my policy before i play them. i really would rather only play people who know what they are getting into.


Oh and 1 more thing... fouling does not make me big tough or clever. it just makes me very very happy

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
  1 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(90)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
6
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paulhicks Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 950k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:1 (1 - 0) |Cas Diff:1 (2/1/0 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: C-C-Combo Breaker