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Blue Mountain Mooners
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Generally found within the vicinity of Blue Mountain, a barren monolith situated in the northern Badlands barely worthy of the title, the "Bloo Mountin Bashers" have eked out an existence of sorts raiding on passing trade caravans for as long as living memory records. Notoriously treacherous even for greenskins the Bashers' are universally loathed by their fellows for countless acts of betrayal. It is from one such act, legendary within the tribe and infamous without, that the Blue Mountain Mooners derive their name.

The Bashers' had agreed (in whatever fashion such a race conducts diplomacy) to fight alongside two other tribes, the Crooked Moon and the Fire Plain greenskins against their favorite foe the Dwarven people, or "stunties" as they are often refereed to by Orcs. During one of the many battles that led to the fall of the Dwarven stronghold Karak Eight Peaks, the Bashers' were to complete an ambush within a steep pass on the road to the keep. At the critical moment just as the the greenskin general commanded the Bashers' to join the fray from the rear, a move which would have turned the tide of the battle. The Bashers', instead of charging into combat accompanied by blood thirsty war crys (as would be expected from these war like creatures), the entire tribe composed of over 3000 greenskins turned in unison, dropped their slacks and presented their buttocks to the battle(in some sort of crude gesture of hostility), before marching away leaving the now outmatched tribes to be slaughtered by the pitiless Dwarfs.

Hailing from a tribe so thoroughly hated tribe the Mooners' fortunes were destined to be rocky.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dog Welchfinger
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Guard
   19 1 1 0 4 3 27/31 100k
(105)k
  
2
Sr'amn Donorak
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   19 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 90k
(95)k
  
3
Jombour Limpwimp
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(115)k
  
4
Morman Teethgnash
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   12 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
Diggit Poorpunch
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   20 4 1 0 0 0 7/16 70k
(70)k
  
6
Moppet Defang
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Shadowing
   20 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 90k
(95)k
  
7
Brunk Nulttwit
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick, Block
   20 1 0 0 2 3 20/31 90k
(95)k
  
8
Booz Fooz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   20 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
  
9
Fook Clooloaf
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Accurate, Safe Throw
   19 26 0 0 1 1 33/51 140k
(155)k
  
10
Me'snor
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard
   18 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 150k
(122)k
  
11
Beef Fingerlunk
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   14 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
12
Polk Wadsneeze
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
13
Gork Fumblesword
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 80k
(80)k
  
14
Tibit Thimblechin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
14 players  
Coach: EggShapedAubergine Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (1/6/13) |TD Diff:-20 (14 - 34) |Cas Diff:14 (18/14/8 - 11/10/5)
Last Opponent: Boney M