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A TRUE WARRIOR WILL NEVER SURRENDER. ( This is a reminder for myself. So I won't give this team up).



Samurai Masters
There was an American who decided to take a trip to Japan for vacation.
He was walking around taking in the sites when he came upon a Japanese man dressed in clothing he'd never seen before. He approached this man and asked him why he wore such unusual clothing.

The Japanese guy replied "I'm #3 Samurai." The American said, "#3 Samurai, what's that mean?" So the #3 Samurai asked the American, "Would you like demonstration?." The American stepped back to watch the demonstration. The #3 Samurai opened a small pouch on his belt and out comes a fly. As the fly took off he drew his sword and made two swipes cutting the fly into half.

The American was simply amazed by this and asked if there was a #2 Samurai since he was #3. The #3 Samurai replied "Yes, would you like to meet him and see demonstration?"

The American was curious now and agreed to meet the #2 Samurai.

The #3 Samurai takes him to see #2 Samurai and tells the Samurai the Amerian wanted a demonstration. The American steps back to watch. He, too, has a pouch on his belt. He opens it and out comes a fly, about that time he draws his sword and made two swipes cutting the fly in to 4 pieces.

The American is totally bewildered and blown away by such skill and precision.... then he wonders if there is a #1 Samurai and what could he do to make him #1. So, he asks #2 Samurai if there is a #1 and could he give a demonstration. The Samurai agrees and takes him to meet the #1 Samurai for a demonstration. Just like the other Samurais he, too, has a pouch on his belt. He opens the pouch and releases a fly as the fly takes off #1 Samurai draws his sword and makes two swipes except this time the fly flew away.

The American walks up to the #1 Samurai and says, "You must be having a bad day because you missed."

The #1 Samurai said, "No miss, fly can no longer have family."



ACHIEVEMENTS: Winner of <a href="FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1206">FUMBBL Cup 3 KO Qual. 1</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pitchersan
Phoenix Warrior
6 4 4 8
Pass
Accurate, +ST
   14 14 0 0 2 0 18/31 150k
(178)k
  
2
Throwersan
Phoenix Warrior
6 3 5 8
Pass
Safe Throw, +AG
   11 11 0 0 0 2 21/31 140k
(153)k
  
3
Dragon Teeth
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(115)k
  
4
Dragon Breath
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
Strip Ball, Jump Up, Dodge
   22 6 6 0 3 1 35/51 170k
(170)k
  
5
Thunder Wall
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70)k
  
6
Old Wall
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle, Dodge
   28 11 2 0 5 2 37/51 130k
(140)k
  
7
Be like Wall
Lineman
6 3 4 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
  
8
Sumo Arse
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Block, +ST, Dodge, Guard
 n 37 6 5 1 5 5 58/76 190k
(173)k
  
11
Be like Ground
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
   19 4 3 0 3 3 34/51 130k
(140)k
  
12
Dancing Bush
Lion Warrior
9 3 4 7
Catch
+MA
   5 4 2 0 0 0 10/16 120k
(133)k
  
13
Be like Fart
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Guard, Pass Block
 -ma 148 11 14 1 27 14 Legend
179
 220k
(225)k
  
14
Dancing Samurai
Lion Warrior
8 3 3 7
Catch
Block, Dodge, Side Step, Nerves of Steel, Pass Block
 -ag 34 10 21 0 2 2 87/176 200k
(200)k
  
15
Dancing Sumo
Lion Warrior
8 3 5 7
Catch
Jump Up, +AG
   11 6 4 0 0 0 18/31 160k
(163)k
  
16
Dancing Ninja
Lion Warrior
8 3 5 7
Catch
Block, +AG
   7 7 4 1 0 1 26/31 150k
(163)k
  
14 players  
Coach: MrDrill Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:276 (91/40/145) |TD Diff:-136 (507 - 643) |Cas Diff:-142 (175/138/48 - 250/160/93)
Last Opponent: Highland Kiwis