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WEEPING WARPSTONERS - WARPSTONE REHABILITATION CLINIC "Dispensing Alternative Healing, Violently" - Narlgoth, Founder of the Weeping Warpstoners Warpstone Powder abuse is a constant problem in Skaven society, and although there are several systems available to those looking for a way out they just do not compare to the service we provide. The Warpstone Rehabilitaion Clinic offers a combined range of treatments for helping you or a loved one to give up that Skack Pipe for good. Primarily we use a psychological incentive known as "flooding", where we pleasantly terrify and alarm the patient into quitting. This is mainly done by softly capturing them, kindly holding them hostage and then gently forcing them to play Blood Bowl until they quit the Dark Powder of their own free will. They will become a member of the "Weeping Warpstoners", kind of a fat-camp for Warpstone addled druggies. Here they will be kept in soft burlap sacks and beaten with carefully crafted pointy sticks whilst been forced to cold turkey until they have practically knawed their own tails off in relaxation. Then we will unleash them onto the Blood Bowl field, throw a few weapons their way and tell them to get on with their healing. Don't worry, they won't escape their treatments; they will be kept in check at all times by law abiding and environmentally friendly killbots programmed to intercept any attempts to score more drugs. Early figures show a very high success rate. Some of the patients are dead, but this is not a negative result for the program! We can say without a doubt that these patients won't be doing the hard stuff EVER again! Join now and we promise we will have you off "the dust" in no time! "If you won't talk to your Skaven about Wyrdstone, we will, and we'll make sure they listen good." |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Doomwheel
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4 | 5 | 1 | 10 | Dirty Player, Foul Appearance, Frenzy, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 130k
(100+30)k |
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| 2 |
Mechavermin
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4 | 3 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 100k
(100+0)k |
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| 3 |
Mechavermin
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4 | 3 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm Block |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/16 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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| 4 |
Jezzail
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty Dodge |
m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 80k
(0)k |
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| 5 |
Jezzail
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 6 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty Side Step |
m | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 55k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 8 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 9 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 10 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty Side Step |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 11 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty Side Step |
10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 12 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty Side Step |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 13 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 14 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 15 |
Slave
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6 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 16 |
Poisoned Wind Globadier
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Bombardier, Dodge, Foul Appearance, Secret Weapon |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 14 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 10 (1/3/6) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (6 - 15) | | | Cas Diff: | -21 (12/5/2 - 25/11/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Firemaw's Flamers | |||||||