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[J]olly [R]ogers
Retired [L] Elven Union
From distant seas, on strange tides we flow, ready with jagged seeds to sew, ready with skills to make your heartbeat slow. Pretty soon you're gonna bow down low, down so low till ya nose touch ya toes, and then we're gonna throw the finishing blow, watch the blood flow down past ya feet 'n' it's time to admit that you're beaten, soon grass is all you'll be eatin'. Gonna find ya villages, rape n pillage em (you know know I'm diligent when killin' villagaz) We'll take ya sons and take ya daugters, beat em, mistreat, subject em to slaughter. We're gonna burn ya cities and grab ya loot, as soon as we're done administratin' the boot.

So let's get it started. I just can't wait to get ya head parted from ya shoulders, and leave ya...

...to moulder.

Past Seasons

Inaugural season went on in a mediocre fashion. In five games we went 3-2-0 with one forfeit for us and one without points (forgot to pm... this becomes a theme), both dropout forfeits. Some surprises; both ties were well within my grasp, and I just played terribly (including being tied 1-1 with chunky at half time with a full team facing 4 norse and ending up 3-3). Three rips this season, but none of them crucial. Very frustrating and as you'll see I end up playing 2-3 jmen for two more seasons, but none of the rips were ultimately harmful to us. Came in second to Nalavara (who's bull I rip'd last game of the season) and promoted to confs.


Finished with a very respectable 2/0/2 and 3 forfeits, which annoyed me a lot. Lost team development and all that. Nonetheless, a very hard fought conference. I came very close to tying or winning my game with the division champion erikekers, which would have ended in a promotion to prem. That would have been a disaster and I'm very lucky it didn't go down that way. No rips but a -ma on a rookie catcher, very annoying waste of 100k. Pegfist was a mean mother and got loads of td's and cas, eventually earning some kind of prestigious award.


Luckered Bugman and beat him on a bug
Stole a march on tribal, paid the price
it was my game to lose with greg n white
{RIP Pegfist}
Tried and failed to play Nal thrice
Was outclassed by the Boogaloo
but dice and balls pulled me through
I lured Bobs with sidestep surfs
Barely kept Irgy outta my turf.

The season ends, to prem I tread
to make a name for Pirates Dread.


Current Players
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Captain Maxwell CrusherBlitzer7348Block, Side Step, Dodge, Frenzy, Diving Tackle, Guard 289904569110k (110+90k) 
2 First Mate OryxBlitzer7347Block, Side Step, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Tackle-av278915362110k (110+80k) 
3Pegfist IiiCatcher8347Catch, Nerves Of Steel 1000000100k (100+0k) 
4 Sandra the ScoundrelCatcher8347Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle 2181001040100k (100+60k) 
5 Gustavo de PistolaThrower6347Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Dodge 132100133870k (70+60k) 
6Pegfist IVCatcher8347Catch, Nerves Of Steel 1000000100k (100+0k) 
7 The SwabbieLineman6347Kick, Wrestle, Dodge 28520143360k (60+60k) 
8Cutthroat CarlaCatcher7347Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Mighty Blow, Block-ma, m81602023100k (0k) 
9Pegfist VThrower6347Pass 100000070k (70+0k) 
10Alexander DuMontLineman6347  900000060k (60+0k) 
11 Carl The KillerLineman5347Guard, Side Step-ma, m26400121660k (0k) 
12Pegfist IILineman6347  900100260k (60+0k) 
17Paul FastfistJourneyman Lineman6347Loner 000000060k (60+0k) 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:oryx Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Elven Union Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1530k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:80000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1870k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:29 (14/8/7) |TD Diff:14 (62 - 48) |Cas Diff:-38 (30/10/5 - 52/20/11)
Last Opponent: Lords of Toruk