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Daemonettes of Nuffle
Roster [R] Dark Elf

(Warning: Silly fluff ahead. For all practical intents and purposes this is really just a dark elf team)

Blood bowl is a game where finely honed skill meets random chance It is a game where cool-headed strategy and elaborate tactics devolve into joyful bloodshed. In blood bowl, the elegant aesthetics of a single, perfectly executed play cannot exist without the painful grind of a full seasons worth of injuries, dirty tricks, economic struggles and the slow death of countless, doomed teams.

Above all, it is a game of chaos, and the god of blood bowl, Nuffle himself, is in truth a lesser god of Chaos Undivided. Nuffle functions as a patron of the game and is the actual object of worship at those grand ceremonies known as matches, tournaments and championships. While actually kind of obvious, this is not a widely known or accepted fact in the warhammer world, due to a number of equally obvious facts:

1 Most blood bowl experts and commentators care very little about the theology of the sport that is their passion. They just like blood bowl;

2 the fans of the game are notorious for communicating in excited grunts and a vocabulary that is light on syllables and abstract meaning;

3 scholars on daemonic lore don't want to unveil the dark rituals that allow them to converse with otherworldly beings, oddly enough helping them to place very accurate bets on blood bowl matches;

4 and even the most puritan priests of Sigmar wouldn't want to see the church ban their favourite pastime...

Though not nearly as mighty as the four greater powers of chaos, Nuffles worship has spread, and his power has grown to the point where he can manifest his divine will in the physical form of daemons. When a summoner/coach of the Nuffle-cult callsupon Him, Nuffle can choose to gift him with a team of highly skilled daemon players to enter real, physical leagues, to display the glory of the game and punish the unworthy.

Due to the beauty of the game and the sheer entertainment it invokes, Nuffle is most closely related to Slaanesh, and thus his physical manifestations bear close resemblance to daemonettes of Slaanesh. Due to the fickleness of Nuffle, his daemonettes cannot be unbeatable and must be limited by their physical forms, so as to always allow the opponent a chance to prove themselves in the eyes of the snake-eyed Lord Of The Turf. They are speedy but not unnaturally so, nor are they impossibly strong or unkillable, but they have a naturally strong ball-handling skills. The line-fiends and blitz-beasts are tough and versatile, protecting the Turf Grinders as they run the ball in. The true terrors of the team, however, are the Enforcers of Nuffle: sneaky referee-daemons who attack the least worthy opponents with ritual blades and occult penalty calls – and the beautiful but deadly Cheer-Eaters: four armed snake-women with extraordinary acrobatic skills, waving blood soaked pom-poms and chanting otherworldly syllables while beating the opponents into happy submission.

Woe be to the leagues, for the Daemonettes of Nuffle are upon us all!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stjerno Gorimax
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Ragnhild Stenaline
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   4 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Lima Kate-Moss'-Dottir
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Stucka Flabberpap
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Trit Menigmand
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Helga Visuel
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Irmelin Blødning
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Kisser Balje
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Ina Penge
Lineman
6 3 4 8 n, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(0)k
  
11
Juno Skodtraktat
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
17
Ulric Whiterock
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Ulric Fastfire
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Fabulander Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1150k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/0/2) |TD Diff:1 (6 - 5) |Cas Diff:1 (4/0/1 - 2/1/1)
Last Opponent: ABCdari