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Warpheadz
Retired [R] Skaven

Location: Various
Nickname: The Headz
Stadium: The Stoned Dome
Surface: Sewer Mainly

Colors: Green and Lime
Sponsor: Rizla
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Team History

The Warpheadz have been a fixture on the FUMBBL tournament circuit since shortly after their inception. Winning a Major is their number one aim and they've been close on several occasions only to self destruct which is in they nature.

Objective 2, eat copious amounts of warpstone. Just not during a major.

They also suffer from the Curse of the Great horned one. Many a star play has been killed by a dodge or wet sponge shortly after failing in a major. Displease him at your peril.

Major History

FUMBBL Cup
Quarter Finals - FUMBBL Cup XIV
Last 16 - FUMBBL cup XVI

Warpstone Open

Last 16 - Warpstone open XIV
Winner of Qualifier II

Failed to qualify Warpstone Open XI, XII & XIII. One win in total!!

Ulthuan Invitational

Semi Finals - Ulthuan Invitational XII
Winner of Brass Lantern

One qualifier final and 1 first round exit

Grotty Little Tournament

GLT XIV Qualifier Final

Two other attempts resulting in a first round exit and qualifier semi-final

Season Summaries

2515 Season Summary

Following the teams creation the Warpheadz decide their ultimate goal is to eat lots of Warpstone, become stat freaks and win a major!

The 2515 season finishes with a surprise run in the Fumbbl Cup to the quarter finals where they were within a whisker (or fumble) of the Semi's. Despite the loss of several key players in that match the Warpheadz feel confident of rebuilding in 2516 and winning a major.

2516 Season Summary

First Major was a washout in our "Home" major, the Warpstone Open. Playing against the excellent Passing Chaos the Warpheadz lost 8 players in 3 turns. Then a total of 2 KOs from 13 returned by the start of the 2nd half!

Next up was the Ulthuan Invitational where after coming through a loaded qualifier full of bashers the Warpheadz marched to the Semi Final before freezing on the big stage. They should have made the final and they know it.

The GLT was a dicing nothing more before a valiant exit in the Lustrian Challenge Qualifier Final. One of the Warpheadz favourite ever games and a modern classic.

After this came The Great Purge . The Great Horned One decided he was dis-pleased with the Warpheadz and their recent failures. He cursed them, bringing death and pain to them especially in the following match, The Cursed One. This left the Warpheadz at their lowest state in their history!!! The logical thing to do was to disband the team and feed them to the fans..............

The second half of 2516 was a painful rebuild.

2517 Season Summary

The Warpstone was another first game defeat. Great game however ultimate defeat. Will the Warpheadz ever make a mark in the "home" tournament?

Shortly after the Twins come to the party, Nobby Lobsyta & Shane. The twins along with Captain Rage look set to finally bring glory however unable to qualify for either the GLT or UI disaster struck for a second season in a row. This time the curse was worst over a prolonged period of time leaving the Warpheadz ruined. The lowest point in their history was soon upon them as Captain Rage took to the field with 10 linos of which 7 were journeymen.

The following months the Warpheadz fed off scraps playing in the lower divisions. Captain Rage stayed the whole time dragging them back to former glory. Now there Captain Rage retired, body broken, to allow the next generation of stars to begin the assault on the Fumbbl Cup.

Fumbbl Cup XVI and the Warpheadz enter for the second time. This time reaching the last 16 before falling to Love with Chaos in an absolute epic game. Into to injury time and with just a simple dodge to seal victory disaster struck as the gutter crashed to the floor. Still with the length of the pitch to go, no re-rolls the Chaos brutes proceeded to go all Elf, making dodges, hand offs and GFIs. As defeats goes this one really hurt and may take some time to get over it.

2518 Season Summary

The 2518 season started as many seasons had before with complete wash out in the Warpstone Open. Nuffle and the Great Horned seemed destined to deny the Warpheadz their home major for ever. There were many changes to the team as they kept a steady supply of body parts for Rat Ogre food flowing as rat after rat died.

Final they managed to get a team together and had a good run at the GLT before a complete disaster in the qualifier final .

The rest of the season was a shamble as the Warpheadz continued to how far too many lows. Will the curse of 2518 ever end!!!!

Hall of Fame

Past Players
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*** Did you know...

The Warpheadz have a strict policy when it comes to dead or injured players. Technically once a player is signed by the Warpheadz they remain their property even in death:-

1. Dead line rats are always fed to the Rat Ogre
2. Injured line rats are fed to the Rat Ogre
3. All other players are fed to the Rat Ogre
4. The only exception is an injured star who on demand of the fans is spared the Rat Ogre and made a member of the coaching staff. This happens rarely
5. All coaches are fed to the Rat Ogre as and when the fans decide

The Warpheadz line rats are chosen from litters. The 13 most deserving rats are taken and the litters is appropriately named "Hit Me", "Useless" etc. Each line rat is then given a name beginning with A, B, C, D etc up to M. This is a vain attempt to please the Great Horned One. It hasn't thus far worked.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1J-LoGutter Runner8347Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +ST, Horns, Two Heads, Wrestle, Tackle-ma319200259880k (80+150k) 
2PoinT LessGutter Runner10247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Leap 3892300711380k (80+110k) 
3Rocket RatGutter Runner9247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Blockm202000680k (0k) 
4Flesh GordonGutter Runner10247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, +MA, Shadowing, Diving Tackle 327120288780k (80+110k) 
5PheonixBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle 11030243390k (90+70k) 
6OlafBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Grab, Dauntless 4402031911390k (90+100k) 
7ShratRat Ogre6518Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Block, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, +MA-ma, -ag87003538152150k (150+120k) 
9Earlice DungLineman7336 -av1900000050k (50+0k) 
11Gooey DungLineman7337  1600010250k (50+0k) 
12Calling DungLineman7337Dirty Player 2200011750k (50+20k) 
13Crying LoserLineman7337  700000050k (50+0k) 
14First BlowMeLineman7337Dirty Player, Fend 48011422350k (50+40k) 
15BeA LoserLineman7337  700000050k (50+0k) 
16Alpha LoserLineman7337  800000050k (50+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Scarlak Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 2020k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 2120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:596 (294/99/203) |TD Diff:241 (1148 - 907) |Cas Diff:-677 (777/368/151 - 1143/579/251)
Last Opponent: Non-furry Animals