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Retired [S] Halfling

It was a big match day for Milnestar's Norse Team - 'Artificial Intelligence'. As per normal on matchday, Milney and the norse boys would go for a few pre-match gallons of ale and then make their way onto the game. So everything was going as normal when a few hours later the Undying Lord awoke in a stupor in a ditch in the middle of Londonium ( away game you see ! ).

As the udying one had no idea where he was and still feeling somewhat merry, he asked directions from a nearby crone. She told him the way and so a few tube stops later he found himself at the game. Milnestar took what he thought was his normal seat and started shouting his usual commands at the team, 'Hit Him', 'Harder !', 'HIT HIM AGAIN', 'HIT THE REF !'.

After a while he realised things were not quite right, either he was particularly bladdered, or he was sitting much further back than normal, as his norse boys all looked about 3ft tall and there was a forest in the middle of the pitch. As the daze cleared he realised they were all 3ft tall and he was at the wrong game ! He was instead at a halfling match - ERROR !

Now this could be embarrassing - Milnestar coming to his senses looked around. He was sat in the home teams coaching bench, the manager was crushed beneath his right foot, the physio was lying in a pool of something green and 4 cheerleaders were clinging onto his arms and legs. Milnestar not wanting to seem confused stated 'Yes I'll buy them' - so he bought the team so save face, and has entered them into Stunty league in FUMBBL. The crowd are happy as they are watching better games, and in a way the Dark Lord is happy as the 'flings are mildly amusing even though they are not evil. He also likes the food on sale.

Tournament History -
Stunty Cup 7 - Round 1
Stunty Cup 8 - Round 2
Stunty Cup 9 - Round 1
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Royal Oak
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   11 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 140k
(110+30)k
  
2
Theydon Bois
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Multiple Block, Block
   11 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Dollis Hill
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Hammersmith
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Accurate
 n 10 2 0 0 2 1 11/ 60k
(30+30)k
  
5
Hillingdon
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
6
Cutty Sark
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Tooting Bec
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Pimlico
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Prince Regent
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   9 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Fairlop
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Euston
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 8 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(0)k
  
13
Stanmore
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 1 1 0 0 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Leyton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, +MA
 -ma 10 1 1 0 1 3 21/ 80k
(30+50)k
  
15
Brixton
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap
 -ma 8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
16
Royal Albert
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1400k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (5/1/5) |TD Diff:-5 (9 - 14) |Cas Diff:-18 (17/5/9 - 21/22/6)
Last Opponent: Illegal Procedure