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Trollheim Trixters
P [L] Goblin

Torkel Trolljägare

Head Coach:

Mountain Trolls / Night Goblins

Team Colours:
Black and Grey

Trollheim Trixters
Torkel Trolljägare has the following announcement to make:

Trollheim Trixters abide by no conduct of honour or good manners on the pitch.
¤ We will use illegal weapons.
¤ We will foul you at any given opportunity.
¤ We will be smelly and dirty.
¤ We will try to burn your longboat down if we lose (in all honesty, we might even burn your longboat down if we win just to rub it in).

Torkel Troll-Hunter is not known for his skills in literacy, especially when it comes to rule books. He was therefor mighty upset when he was told he could not enter the Norscan Survivalist League with his whole pack of mountain trolls. Being limited to just two trolls, he has been forced to fill the rest of the roster with a tribe of the extremely annoying night goblins that are found in remote caves in the Trollheim Mountains.

Coaching the team is Torkel's half-cousin (second removed) radge; not because he's by any means a skilled coach, but he was the only one crazy enough to accept the job offer.
Season 1

Trassel Svart Akkar (Dark Elf): 2-1
Graennae Long-Tails (Skaven): 2-0
Midvinterblót Mayhem (Vampire): 2-1
Raiders of Kul (Norse): 0-3
Vinnskor Storm (Wood Elf): 2-2
Durfang Draugr (Undead): 2-1
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids: 0-1

Season 2

Frostheim Ravagers (Chaos Pact): 1-1
Novchosy Oculum (Chaos): 1-0

Team Trophies

Player Trophies

Injuries caused

Stian, Trassel Svart Akkar (Fractured Skull)
Kritsnaard, Graennae Long-Tails (Broken Jaw)
Osmond Clearspike, Graennae Long-Tails (Fractured Leg)
Björn, Midvinterblót Mayhem (Groin Strain)
Sten, Midvinterblót Mayhem (Damaged Back)
Chief Uhtred, Raiders of Kul (Pinched Nerv)
Sigefrid the Noble, Raiders of Kul (Fractured Leg)
Rosdir Raindrop, Vinnskor Storm (Fractured Arm)
Fra Mereth, Novchosy Oculum (Gouged Eye)
Fra Luno, Novchosy Oculum (Smashed Hip)

Left for Valhalla...

Zeexibazy den Sprängande
Caagz den Elake

Sent to Valhalla...

Varassikat, Graennae Long-Tails (fouled by Zeexibazy den Sprängande)
Damdor the Hammer, Vinsskor Storm (fouled by Prelb den Snorige)

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1AudhildTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle 260009333110k (110+60k) 
2BodilTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle 2600013341110k (110+60k) 
3Trahkobs den FanatiskeFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty 2500000070k (70+0k) 
4Girdgo den HalePogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sure Feet, Side Step 18030222370k (70+40k) 
5Arbli den ImploderandeBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stuntyn900010240k (40+0k) 
6Wrucs den LångsammeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
7Torx den GalneLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Sneaky Git 25000021040k (40+20k) 
8Mblia den KonstigeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
9Hark den TörstigeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 901000340k (40+0k) 
10Prelb den SnorigeGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av25010211240k (40+20k) 
11Kriarm den FörskräckligeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block 600011740k (40+30k) 
12Olk den BajsnödigeGoblin7237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA 910001640k (40+30k) 
13Hurgid den OartigeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
14Uttuird den OförståendeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 701000340k (40+0k) 
15Lostof den HickandeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:radge Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1430k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:550000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1430k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:26 (5/4/17) |TD Diff:-28 (19 - 47) |Cas Diff:-37 (28/20/8 - 75/10/8)
Last Opponent: Vestligkyst Valkyries