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Altdorf Thunderbolts
Roster [L] Human


TEAM BIO
Hailing from the engineering quarter of the mighty city of Altdorf the Thunderbolts have a massive following of human and dwarf alike.

The Team is sponsored by BAE Systems, a proud manufacturer of steam tanks. There have been rumours that a second sponsor in the form of one of the college of magic is also involved but any allegations to either the wizards or the shadowy owners of the franchise are always flatly denied. The fact that the games are always first to be put onto cabalvision is due purely to the massive popularity of the team amongst the fans: obviously!


STADIUM
The BAE Systems Arena sits right next to the river, surrounded by clanking factories spewing out foul gases and fumes. Sadly no grass will grow for the pitch, so Astrogranite (TM) has been installed. There is special tiered seating in the Riverside stand with extra long seats for Dwarf fans so they can see over the heads of those more leg-endowed in front of them.


TEAM GRUDGES
We hate the Broekwater "Patriots" after the death of Jerry Harris, all star quarterback, in our first game. Hacked down in the prime of his life by a foul


TEAM SPONSOR



Did you know?
The Thunderbolts hope to one day deploy a steam tank on the pitch. They have one used to scrape the remains of players off the surface after matches ("Old Sparky") and there will surely be enough of a bribe raised at some point to see her take the field.(press the star for more)
Did you know?
Some say that even the mention of the word Patriot will cause Thunderbolts fans to embark on an orgy of violence and destruction (press the star for more)

Did you know?
The Thunderbolts team colours are officially navy blue and silver, but opposing fans like to think of the silver as being grey (press the star for more)
Did you know?
The Thunderbolts mascot was a giant lightning bolt. Sadly while performing with the "Boltettes" Mike the hapless costume wearer was "accidentally" hit with a bolt of lightning from the sky. It seems even wizards like an uninterrupted view of the nubile young ladies employed as cheerleaders. Since this episode it has proved impossible to get someone to volunteer to wear the (slightly scorched) costume (press the star for more)


Season 1 round up
Well the death of Jerry in the very first game was a bit of a hammer blow but we pushed on through. Some really good moments and some awful ones meant we threw away games we could have tied or won. Next season we will be back and stronger. I think the smaller groups will suit us as no one will want to visit the BAE Systems Arena ("The Thunderdome")...

Star player: Eddie Johnson for reliably laying the hurt with his boot

New logo thanks to ArrestedDevelopment




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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Morgan MosesOgre5529Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard 160008226140k (140+50k) 
2 Scott CrichtonBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle 160001112790k (90+40k) 
3 Preston BrownBlitzer7339Block, Tackle, +AV 15010422190k (90+50k) 
4 Mick "the Slugga" KabluskiBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow 1600001590k (90+20k) 
5 Lavonte DavidBlitzer7338Block, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard 800021990k (90+60k) 
6 Riley ReiffLineman6339+AV, Wrestle, Tackle 800000050k (50+70k) 
7 Chandler CatenzaroLineman6338Kick, Wrestle 800000050k (50+40k) 
8Graham "the Draw" AnconaLineman6338  700001550k (50+0k) 
9 Kelvin BenjaminCatcher8337Catch, Dodge, +ST, Block 15240101660k (60+70k) 
10 Darqueze DennardCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Shadowing, Tackle 16120011260k (60+60k) 
11 Maquise LeeCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Diving Catch, Block, Fend 16250001760k (60+60k) 
12 Morris ClaiborneCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow, Shadowing 802010860k (60+70k) 
13Fletcher JohnsonLineman6338  1600001550k (50+0k) 
14 Eddie "the Heel" JohnsonLineman6338Dirty Player 1400011750k (50+20k) 
15 Ryan LeafThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Dodge, Fend 830000370k (70+50k) 
16Jimmy "downtown" KilpatrickThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate 151100122370k (70+40k) 
16 players  
Coach:Seventyone Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:2130k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:8360000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2130k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:16 (4/1/11) |TD Diff:-14 (14 - 28) |Cas Diff:1 (22/9/2 - 22/6/4)
Last Opponent: -Skar Bay Sharks-