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-Altdorf Thunderbolts-
P [L] Altdorf Thunderbolts

Hailing from the engineering quarter of the mighty city of Altdorf the Thunderbolts have a massive following of human and dwarf alike.

The Team is sponsored by BAE Systems, a proud manufacturer of steam tanks. There have been rumours that a second sponsor in the form of one of the college of magic is also involved but any allegations to either the wizards or the shadowy owners of the franchise are always flatly denied. The fact that the games are always first to be put onto cabalvision is due purely to the massive popularity of the team amongst the fans: obviously!

The BAE Systems Arena sits right next to the river, surrounded by clanking factories spewing out foul gases and fumes. Sadly no grass will grow for the pitch, so Astrogranite (TM) has been installed. There is special tiered seating in the Riverside stand with extra long seats for Dwarf fans so they can see over the heads of those more leg-endowed in front of them.

We hate the Broekwater "Patriots" after the death of Jerry Harris, all star quarterback, in our first game. Hacked down in the prime of his life by a foul



Did you know?
The Thunderbolts hope to one day deploy a steam tank on the pitch. They have one used to scrape the remains of players off the surface after matches ("Old Sparky") and there will surely be enough of a bribe raised at some point to see her take the field.(press the star for more)
Did you know?
Some say that even the mention of the word Patriot will cause Thunderbolts fans to embark on an orgy of violence and destruction (press the star for more)

Did you know?
The Thunderbolts team colours are officially navy blue and silver, but opposing fans like to think of the silver as being grey (press the star for more)
Did you know?
The Thunderbolts mascot was a giant lightning bolt. Sadly while performing with the "Boltettes" Mike the hapless costume wearer was "accidentally" hit with a bolt of lightning from the sky. It seems even wizards like an uninterrupted view of the nubile young ladies employed as cheerleaders. Since this episode it has proved impossible to get someone to volunteer to wear the (slightly scorched) costume (press the star for more)

Season 1 round up
Well the death of Jerry in the very first game was a bit of a hammer blow but we pushed on through. Some really good moments and some awful ones meant we threw away games we could have tied or won. Next season we will be back and stronger. I think the smaller groups will suit us as no one will want to visit the BAE Systems Arena ("The Thunderdome")...

Season 3 so far
A revelation...

Thanks to The Murker for most of the icons
New logo thanks to ArrestedDevelopment
Str boosted icons thanks to Neubau

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Progression: Standard
1 Si "Co" Killer IVOgre15529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 40002040k (0+0k) 
2 Arnold Miyers Blitzer37448Block, Frenzy, Juggernaut, Stand Firm 3261107368150k (150+0k) 
3 Biff HardaBlitzer27338Block, Guard 13000131760k (60+0k) 
4 Ronnie "Nott" LottBlitzer17338Block, Pro, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On 3510030796100k (100+0k) 
5 Purper de FranscheBlitzer47338Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow 15000511560k (60+0k) 
6 "Stone Cold" Steve AustenLineman16338  70000000k (0+0k) 
7 Lane JohnsonLineman26338Block, Fend, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 160105013130k (130+0k) 
8 Alex "Long Bomb" BeausireThrower26338Sure Hands, Pass 30000150k (0+0k) 
9 Phil "in" PlayerLineman66338  140000150k (0+0k) 
10 Darqueze DennardCatcher28237Shadowing, Tackle, Wrestle, Catch, Dodge 53220122060k (60+0k) 
11 Darius SlayCatcher38237Block, Tackle, Catch, Dodge, Mighty Blow 1600000070k (70+0k) 
12 Morris ClaiborneCatcher48237Block, Shadowing, Tackle, Catch, Dodge, Mighty Blow 500301224390k (90+0k) 
13 William GholstonLineman36338Block, Stand Firm 1600020450k (50+0k) 
14 Eddie "the Heel" Johnson Jr.Lineman46338  40000000k (0+0k) 
15 Brock OsweilerThrower16338Block, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Dump-Off, Pass 4628005248110k (110+0k) 
16 "We need to talk about" Kev...Lineman56338Dirty Player 4000021020k (20+0k) 
16 players  
Coach:Seventyone Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Altdorf Thunderbolts Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1120k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:9890000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1120k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:54 (8/9/37) |TD Diff:-52 (40 - 92) |Cas Diff:-15 (81/39/18 - 91/46/16)
Last Opponent: -Fort Solace Griffins-