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Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC
Roster [L] Dwarf

Location: Chicontepec
Nickname: Real Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC
Stadium: Cucurucho Dome
Surface: Garnachas y terraceria

Colors: Silver and Black
Sponsor:



TEAM BIO

We are a handful of humble llaneros with the chest of lead, who profess every day the philosophy of the fang sport coined by the legendary teacher and eminence of the foot ball of district: Horacio Cascarín.

The rename players

- Earthworm
- The gullet
- The Guaguara
- The chilorio
- The cocuyo

TROPHY ROOM

Put your trophies and awards here...

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
OBBA League One Season 33,

Obba Cup 32, First Obba Cup, Qualification as a wild card for the next phase


STAR PLAYERS

Hervacio UnChurro: 3 Cas, 2 Cp; One Kill
Pepito of Tales: 11 Cas; One -St, One -Ma, Two NI. One -Ag
Melquiades DontTaste: 4 Cas; One Kill, Two -Av
El Tripa: 7 Cas; One Kill, One -Ag
So Yayillo: 6 Cas, 1 Td, 2 Cp; One Kill, One NI
Tlacuache Wagon: 5 Cas
Cuino Melendez: 3 Cas, 15 Td, 1 Cp
Catatata Moon: 2 Cas
Margarro the Serrano: 1 Td
Gregoire le Vandalo: 1 Td
Capitan Flais: 1 Td

Deads or Retired
S4 Chorlito's Head: 1 Cas, 3 Td, 3 Cp; One NI
Puchi le Gentle: 3 Cas; One NI
Panfilo the Mucus: 1 Cas, 1 Td

*** Grudges & Vendettas...

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Lessta Citeh Effsa coached by Gazzatrot (0/1/1)
TD 1-2
Cas 2-4
Foul 1-2

Lester got:
NI Blitzer Orc Super Star S4 Muzzi Izzut , OBBA League One Season 33-rd2
Dead Blitzer Orc Rookie Simun Greysum , OBBA League One Season 33-rd2
Mazacotes got:
NI Troll Slayer Experienced Pnfilo the Mucus , OBBA League One Season 33-rd2
-St Troll Slayer Experienced Puchi le Gentle, OBBA League One Season 33
Dead Dwarf Runner S4 Chorlito`s Head, OBBA League One Season 33

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Guingamp Crusaders coached by luxyluxo (2/0/2)
TD 5-5;
Cas 8-5;
Foul 0-3

Crusaders got:
-Ag Blitzer Experienced Sir Ronny Rodelin, OBBA League One Season 33
Dead Lineman Rookie Frank Tabanou, OBBA League One Season 33
NI Blitzer Experienced Sir Marcus Thuram, OBBA League One Season 32

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Strákarnir Okkar coached by Cerebrosus (1/1/1)
TD 5-3
Cas 10-2
Foul 4-7

Okkar got:
Dead Elf Lineman Rookie Johan Berg, OBBA League One Season 33-rd2
NI Elf Catcher Emerging Jon Daol Boovarsson, OBBA League One Season 33-rd2
-Ma Lineman Elf Experienced Gylfi , OBBA League One Season 33
NI Lineman Elf Rookie Kári, OBBA League One Season 32
-Ma Lineman Elf Rookie Emil, OBBA League One Season 32
Mazacotes got:
Dead Lineman Dwarf Experienced Chankall LeRoch, OBBA League One Season 32

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Rotten Toffees FC coached by badger4 (2/0/1)
TD 2-1;
Cas 4-2;
Foul 1-2

Toffes got:
NI Rotter Rookie Idrissa Gueye, OBBA CUP 32
Mazacotes got:
Dead Slayer Rookie Puerco Rosso, OBBA League One Season 32

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Nuts n' Bolts coached by Cyrus-Havoc (0/0/1)
TD 0-3;
Cas 0-4;
Foul 0-3

Mazacotes got:
NI Blitzer Experienced Hervacio UnChurro, OBBA CUP 32

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Crystal Meth Palace coached by GreenSkinElite (0/1/0)
TD 1-1;
Cas 3-0;
Foul 0-2

Crystal got:
NI Catcher Elf Star Andros Townsend, OBBA League One Season 32

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Real Mad Rid coached by Arale (1/0/0)
TD 2-0;
Cas 5-0;
Foul 2-4

Mad got:
-Av Star Bomber Dribblesnot, OBBA League One Season 32

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West Harm United coached by Bartkolo (0/1/1)
TD 2-3;
Cas 5-4:
Foul 0-0

Harm got:
-Ag Pit Fighter Experienced Jermaine Dead-foe, OBBA League One Season 32
-St Slayer Rookie Arnold Chafas Negger, OBBA Conference North, Season 31

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Cheetham Hill FC coached by pafootball22 (0/0/1)
TD 0-1;
Cas 0-1;
Foul 2-0

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Levante UnDead coached by dreamscreator (0/1/0)
TD 0-0;
Cas 2-0;
Foul 0-1

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Sliverpool FC coached by Mickey_Godmil (0/1/0)
TD 2-2;
Cas 0-1;
Foul 0-0

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Rottingnham Hotpus coached by VoldemortsCleaner (1/0/1)
TD 1-1;
Cas 3-3;
Foul 0-0

Hotpus got:
-St Bloater Rookie Trip Over Guts, friendly
Dead Rotter Rookie Son hums like a Sewer, friendly
Dead Rotter Rookie David Le Boil, friendly

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Cheatanharm Town FC coached by Halfabrain (1/0/0)
TD 2-1;
Cas 3-1;
Foul 1-2

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Waagh Machines coached by CapitainParrot (0/0/1)
TD 0-1;
Cas 0-0;
Foul 0-0

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St Kill-da Saints coached by pielover101 (0/0/1)
TD 0-1;
Cas 2-0;
Foul 0-0

Kill-da got:
-Av Renegade Human Lineman Rookie Michael Gardiner, friendly

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Hervacio UnChurroBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Tacklen23300321980k (80+40k) 
2 El TripaBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 24000711970k (70+40k) 
3 Capitan FlaisTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Tackle 2301001890k (90+20k) 
4 Jonatan TezcaltipocaTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull 000000090k (90+0k) 
5 Cuino MelendezRunner7338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend 251150315780k (80+90k) 
6 Melquiades DontTasteBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow 23000432370k (70+40k) 
7 Margarro the SerranoRunner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull 301000380k (80+0k) 
8 Pepito of TalesBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 240001112770k (70+40k) 
9 Catatata MoonBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 2500021970k (70+20k) 
10 Caralampio the VolovanBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 12000021070k (70+20k) 
11 So YayilloBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge 24210633280k (80+70k) 
12 Gregoire le VandaloBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 2301001870k (70+20k) 
13 Tlacuache WagonDeathroller47110Dirty Player, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Guard, Multiple Block 200005220160k (160+40k) 
14 Sean "el Jalapeño" LopillozBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 700000070k (70+0k) 
14 players  
Coach: GotrekSlayer Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1970k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (8/6/11) |TD Diff:-2 (23 - 25) |Cas Diff:22 (28/18/5 - 15/11/3)
Last Opponent: Lessta Citeh Effsea