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|<b>These guys wanna beatin.|
... hopefully they'll dish one out in the process!</b>
andycapp's first team on fumbbl, and first team into the SWL.
<b>Season 5 - QPool :</b> We'z taked on anyone and everyone in dis competition. Da bigger da beatin da betta !
Our <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=401595">first game</a> was against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=28027">Mr Whippy's Donut Boys</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~ClayInfinity">ClayInfinity</a>'s "noob greeters".
Dey beats us up, but we beats dem up betta. More beatins were to come.
By da end of da season, we'z at 2/4/11. CAS we'z did 14/11/4, and CAS dey'z did 9/12/6.
Beatins we'z a wantin', and beatins we'z a gettin!
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647&show=3445">Season 6 - Gentlemen's Picnic</a> :</b> Even wif daCoacha andycapp expectin nuffin from uz, we'z got ta round 4 - da Quarta Finalz.
daCoacha wuz 'appy wiv uz and got uz sum extra beatin gloves for da season!
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647&show=3636">Season 6 - Region C</a> :</b> umm, daCoacha not 'appy wiv us dis season. we'z did 4/0/2 (plus 1 forfeit win).
We'z lost to da two teams dat topped da Region.
Maybe we'z coulda dun betta, but daCoacha said we'z dun ok, and learned somefins too.
We'z just can't rememba wot doze fins are...
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647&show=5116">Season 7 - Gentlemen's Picnic</a> :</b> A forfeit-win start, and den a win against a Premier League side was annuva great start to da Picnic.
But den tragedy struck. A third-round smashing (no, not just a beatin) by deserved eventual Picnic winners
da <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=56006">Southside Stone Smashers</a> sees uz hurtin before da start of Season 7.
Doze damm dwarvezez...
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=647&show=5432">Season 7 - WEST Conference</a> :</b> We'z play some very 'ard teams dis season. Dey'z hits us, and we'z hits dem. We used daWall very well, and daCoacha sayz we gotz promoted, whateva 'dat is. All we know is we is playing in da Big Leeg now. Dat means 'arder teams and harder beatins!
(Actually, we only got through on the fourth count-back. The <b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=87529">Brothers in Bloodbowl</a></b> played a very good season too.)
No <b>Gentleman's Picnic</b> for the start of Season 8.
<b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647">Season 8 - Premier League !</a> : </b> We'z are gettin' ready for da big beatin' leeg. All 'doze lights. All 'dat fame. All 'doze beatins !
'Doze lights were too bright. 'Dat fame was too much. 'Doze beatins were great. Our effort was not.
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future Blitzers : DaControlla
future BOBs : DaCrusha, DaPulverisa
future Throwers : DaBomba, DaFlicka
future Linemen : DaEncouraga, DaSustaina
future Trolls : DaAbstaina, DaBlodga
|1||DaContaina||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block, Stand Firm|| ||6||0||0||0||1||1||7||80k (105k)|| |
|2||DaEncumbera||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block, Frenzy, Stand Firm, Dodge, Guard||n||29||0||9||0||6||4||59||80k (144k)|| |
|3||DaIrritata||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle|| ||21||1||8||0||1||2||37||80k (150k)|| |
|4||DaControlla||Blitzer||6||3||3||9||Block|| ||3||1||0||0||0||0||1||80k (80k)|| |
|5||DaSmasha||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||1||9||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow||-ag||49||0||0||0||14||3||43||80k (133k)|| |
|6||DaBasha||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard, Tackle|| ||49||0||0||0||10||3||35||80k (143k)|| |
|7||DaCrasha||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block, Guard, Tackle|| ||44||0||0||1||13||2||38||80k (143k)|| |
|8||DaMasha||Black Orc Blocker||4||4||2||9||Block|| ||23||0||0||0||4||1||13||80k (100k)|| |
|9||DaBludga||Troll||4||5||1||9||Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle|| ||33||0||1||1||14||4||53||100k (165k)|| |
|10||DaFlinga||Thrower||4||3||3||8||Pass, Sure Hands, +ST, Block, Tackle, Accurate, Strip Ball||-ma, -st||47||21||4||0||9||5||76||70k (168k)|| |
|11||DaLobba||Thrower||5||3||3||8||Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Tackle, Kick, Strip Ball|| ||48||47||3||1||5||6||98||70k (198k)|| |
|12||DaAssista||Lineman||5||3||3||9||Block, Guard, Mighty Blow|| ||48||0||2||0||3||7||47||50k (128k)|| |
|12 players |
|Team Rating:||232 / 193
|Games Played:||50 (16/10/24) |||||TD Diff:||-22 (47 - 69) |||||Cas Diff:||35 (51/38/12 - 31/25/10)|
|Last Opponent: Beasts of Bowl|