Team original, winning MVP in her first match being a sign of her good fortune. Starting life as a troll, she played 10 matches in original form before transitioning to the role of mama goat.

After 42 matches of perfect attendance she celebrated the most glorious day in club history as the Derelicts took down the DIBBL season 11 premiership. She shares this accolade with Whodemolo, who also holds a perfect record.

In her 48th match she suffered a pinched nerve in the DIBBL S12 premiership playoffs as the Derelicts were going for a repeat title. Breaking her career perfect attendance spell as the squad was taken out by the Tararuas Krox who went on to take down the championship.

- Played in 10 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 14 CRP era fixtures
- 1 MVP from the LRB3 era
- Her 25th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Was part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team.

Team original, suffering a broken arm in his 23rd match as the Derelicts faced the Crouching Saurus for the second time.

- Played in 10 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 13 CRP era fixtures (missing 1)
- 2 MVPs from LRB era
- 2 MVPs from CRP era
- His 24th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Debuting in the team's 6th match - playing 5 games under the LRB ruleset, before a long hiatus and reemergence in 2516 under CRP rule. He replaces an original Chaos Warrior: Hamish 'Mom It Shrunk' who was crippled in the previous match.

Was treated for an injury in his 10th match, due to the coach wanting him around for the precious last match of the season.

In his 17th match he'd suffer a smashed hand when the Derelicts met the Back Alley Burglars for the first time.

His 19th match would see him injured again by the brutish hands of the Back Alley Burglars for the first match of DIBBL S8.

- Played in 5 LRB era fixtures
- Played in 13 CRP era fixtures (missing 1)
- 2 MVPs from CRP era
- His 19th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Played 9 games under the LRB ruleset, before a long hiatus and reemergence in 2516 under CRP rule. No record of absence is noted in the team's first 10 matches but mysteriously is credited with playing in only 9 of the full 10. He shares this curiosity with Crump.

- Played in 9 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3) *
- Played in 14 CRP era fixtures
- 2 MVPs from CRP era
- His 24th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

- Won the DIBBL S11 award for most casualties (10)

Team original, playing in all 24 of the squad's pre-BB2016 era fixtures. Suffered a gouged eye in his 33rd game, in their 3rd meeting with the Backyard Burglars.

In what would be dubbed as the clash of the century for paradocks's grand 1000th game - Hertz would play his 45th cap for the Derelicts as part of DIBBL S12 with the team meeting the Burglars for their 4th match-up. He would be near fatally wounded by the team's pro snotfouler Boris, nufflebless the team's medic was able to save him, though the team would be defeated on the day.

- Played in 10 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 14 CRP era fixtures
- His 25th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- 1 MVP from the LRB3 era
- 1 MVP from the CRP era
- Took the first BB2016 era MVP
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Team original, making a full recovery from a nasty niggling injury in his 19th match.

- Played in 10 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 14 CRP era fixtures
- 2 MVPs from LRB era
- 1 MVP from the CRP era
- His 25th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Debuted in the Derelicts 42nd match, the greatest day in club history as they won the DIBBL season 11 premiership.

- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Debuted in the team's 19th match.

- Played in 6 CRP era fixtures
- 1 MVP from the CRP era
- His 7th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Would be hired to debut for the start of DIBBL S13 though complications would lead to the Derelicts dropping out of the season without playing. With the team's future shrouded in mystery they would disappear from the public eye for many seasons with fans beginning to question if they would ever return.

Team original, suffering an arm injury in his 23rd match as the Derelicts faced the Crouching Saurus for the second time. Had his hip smashed in his 26th match as his team fought against insurmountable adversity, the apothecary then proceeded to treat him with poison almost leading to his second death in back to back matches.

- Played in 10 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 13 CRP era fixtures
- 1 MVP from the LRB3 era
- His 24th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Was killed in his 25th match and revived, going on to score a consolation TD
- Stuck with the team despite a humiliating concession in his 28th match
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

- Won the DIBBL S4 award for Rushing Yards (159)

Debuts in the squad's 31st match, the final regular season match of DIBBL S8. Replacing the young prodigy Zoloff Merkan after his spectacular fall from grace.

- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Debuting in the team's 4th match - playing 7 games under the LRB ruleset before a long hiatus and reemergence in 2516 under CRP rule. His 26th match would bring him some temporary nerve damage courtesy of the Crouching Saurus on their 3rd meeting.

For his 42nd match he captained the Derelicts against the Back Alley Burglars, in Robunk's absence. The match was also paradocks's grand 1,000th milestone as a coach.

- Played in 7 LRB era fixtures (debuting in LRB3)
- Played in 14 CRP era fixtures
- 1 MVP from the LRB era
- 1 MVP from the CRP era
- His 22nd game marked the team's BB2016 era debut
- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Would be hired to debut for the start of DIBBL S13 though complications would lead to the Derelicts dropping out of the season without playing. With the team's future shrouded in mystery they would disappear from the public eye for many seasons with fans beginning to question if they would ever return.

Debuts in the squad's 30th match. Suffered a smashed hip in the Derelict's 37th match.

- Part of the victorious Season 11 premiership team

Debuted in the team's 17th match, 1st round of the DIBBL S4: The Participation Plate. In his 12th match suffered a gouged eye as his team pulled out it's most dominating performance in many years against the Hammers. His 24th match would land him with a pinched nerve, causing him to miss the most glorious match in club history as they won the DIBBL season 11 premiership.

- Played in 8 CRP era fixtures
- His 9th game marked the team's BB2016 era debut