<b><u>The Working Man's Hero</u></b>

The official leader of the team, Mondo has played in almost every game the Chosen have ever played. No insane stat upgrades or doubles rolls for him...he just throws the ball all over the place. Too bad he plays for a running team. Either way, though, this guy does it all. Intercepts, breaks heads, scores...whatever you need. Mondo's not flashy, he just gets done what needs to get done.

Mondo is currently the #1 Orc thrower in the league, and unlike his peers he does it the hard way: he's not even in the top 10 for casualties or MVPs. He is, however, the ONLY Orc on the interceptions list. Like I said, Mondo does it all!

After 67 games he's officially a Legend. Of course he's an old man and it's starting to show finally, but he's still "got it".

Initially hired to replace Krunch, 'Killer' has come into his own since. Though he's a tad more fragile than the average Orc he's as immoveable as the rest of the Chosen's blitzer corps and hits hard. He's as adept at running the ball as the Shadow but can play defense too. He's a stud.

What's to say about Icky? The other blitzers are so good that he rarely, if ever, gets the chance to TOUCH the ball, much less do anything with it. He's not a diamond in the rough...he hasn't even been dug up yet.

He's soft like a girl though.

2 TDs in his first 2 games, and fast. Aramus is for real.

The day after the demoralizing death of "the Lance", the Shadow appeared and requested a position on the team. For some mysterious reason the coaches immediately agreed...and he's already starting to bear an uncanny resemblance to Vinnie. Spooky, eh?

Since his appearance he has become the most reliable ball-carrier on the team and rarely mixes it up with the bashers.

5 games and nothing. What a loser.

A real rocket scientist as far as Black Orcs go, Aahz learns like an average Orc. A rising star perhaps? Allegations of consorting with sports writers are totally unfounded.

Worthless...utterly worthless. But after 13 games some stupid commentator felt he'd paid his dues. Dummy.

Jules was developing so slowly that the league would consider TAKING SPPs from him. Finally, after 18 games played, Jules got his skill. The coaching staff threw him a party, then blew up his cake....earning him a niggle in the process. Now he's the first Chosen Black Orc to ever attain 3 skills. My how times have changed.

Earned the nickname "Dodgy Git" in a game vs. an Ogre team in which he dodged through multiple tackle zones multiple times and only failed 1 dodge out of 6. He duly earned the MVP.

One day all of your teeth will be on this guy's necklace.

Due to a shortage of the standard pine in the team's region, the Chosen use redwood to make their benches. And this guy rides that thing like he was in a rodeo.

Though he lives in Mondo's shadow, on any other team Joe would be a star. He's just hampered by what makes most Orc throwers below-average......total lack of speed. Luckily enough he makes up for that by being able to throw the LONG ball.