<B>Majoring in</B> Art History<BR><B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> 0.00<BR><BR>Thrn'k is the teams enforcer. If there's a brawl on the pitch, he'll be involved. He'll even stick up for a goblin that's been caught in a scrap although that probably has more to do with his love of fisticuffs rather than any affection for the little green guys.

<B>Majoring in</B> Language and Socialogy<BR><B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> 0.01<BR><BR>Oort is the fan favourite. Slower, clumsier and more dim-witted than anyone except Porganz, his participation in a game is a matter of luck at best. His popularity stems from his propensity to fart - frequently, loudly and with a great deal of pride. The most notable achievement in his career so far came in a college game vs Middenheim Academy where he caused six 'casualties' in one 'blow'.
The officials did not accept the coachs explanation of flatulence and ejected Oort from the game early in the second half on the assumption he must be using magic.

<B>Majoring in</B> Biology <BR><B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> 0.05<BR><BR>A shaman in his tribe before joining the team, Markn'thrk's speciality is the gobbo throw. Much to the unhappiness of the fans, the coach has forced him to stop chucking until he learns to let go of the entrails which "Marky" insists on holding onto so he can read them. Thus far the coaches insistence that the gobbo needs all of his parts when he lands, hasn't made much of an impression.

GetIt's job at college was to fetch and carry for the Ogres - whenever and wherever. A particular pet of Gristhn'k, GetIt is the leader of the goblin players in the team and lords it over the others.
He has no skill and little appetite for the game but is the master of sucking up and fawns over Gristhn'k in order to secure his protection and thus his position over the other stunties.

<B>Majoring in</B> Applied Magicka<BR><B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> -2.3<BR><BR>Even by Ogre standards, Porganz is stupid. Other than Bloodbowl, which he plays with gusto, Porganz is most passionate about his 'hobby', which he refuses to discuss with his team mates - Bootlick excepted. Surprisingly Porganz actively seeks out the goblin to enjoy 'hobby sessions' with him, despite Bootlick's desperate attempts to avoid them.<BR><BR>The team apothecary suspects Porganz has a case of the plague or another illness as he spends most of his time in bed and is often seen shivering, jerking and moaning under the blankets. Porganz has a pet donkey which he keeps in his dorm to the annoyance of the other occupants kept awake at night by its constant braying. Speculation continues that his illness has been contracted from the ass, as the back half of the donkey is swollen and covered with a red rash.
<BR><BR>Porganz's favourite on-field tactic is 'Piling On'

<B>Majoring in </B>Pyshopathic Behaviour Analysis<BR>
<B>Aggregate Test Score </B>= 82.3%<BR><BR>
Idolizing his brother, Grint followed Margt to Praag University to study Family Planning and Midwifery. Once the closest of siblings their relationship soured after Margt was responsible for a medical cockup that left Grint woefully out of pocket. Their relationship is now one of bitter enmity. <BR> Unable to get redress from the Magic & Medical Misadventure Board - their waiting lists being extremely lengthy after Praag Uni's bungled warpstone and nurlges rot cross-ferilisation experiment - Grint has reverted to other methods to get even. Grint changed his major at the University and has joined his brother on the team to 'keep an eye on him' <BR>
Grints Bloodbowl playing ability is an unknown quantity as he spends most games glaring menancingly at his brother to the exclusion of the ball or the opposing team.

<B>Majoring in</B> Chaos Theory<BR>
<B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> 0.0045<P>
Drek is a relatively latecomer to the team and has a reputation as a slow starter. Winning the 'Least likely to do anything at all' team trophy 3 years in succession that reputation is well deserved. But while his college career was less than stellar, he's hoping to make amends in the professional ranks.

A bit of ladies Ogre, Drek has some problems with an ongoing illness that he appears to have picked from one of his numerous and indiscrimate 'relationships' among the cheer leading squad and the numerous groupies that follow the team. While that illness hasn't affected his on-field performance to date, it does seem to have impacted his hit rate with the women. It wasn't high to begin but is now successful only when he resorts to kidnapping and abduction - which is to say all the time.

Swabber is one of the teams laundrymen. His speciality is cleaning armour and his name reflects the technique he uses.

Recently concern has been raised within the team over bite marks appearing on some of the armour when it is returned from cleaning. Most often this occurs after particularly bloody games. Swabber disavows any knowledge of the marks but suspicions are growing as he continues to put on weight despite the thin gruel all the goblins are fed.

Bootlick's job is basically to kiss'y up to the coach. That's all - he is a royal suck-up and was employed by the coach solely to do that. He is despised by his team mates because of his fawning behaviour and because he stinks (even in comparison to the hygiene standards of the rest of the team). His stench is worsening as he avoids the teams showers - not surprising after a partcularly nasty and painful encounter with Porganz when Bootlick was bending over to retrieve some soap.
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Possibly because of that experience, he has quickly developed into an elusive runner on (and off) the pitch.

<B>Majoring in </B>Sports Medicine<BR><B>Aggregate Test Score </B>= 0.0000213<BR><BR>Margt was originally the teams physiotherapist but he was promoted to the starting lineup after his 'skills' proved more effective in retiring players than restoring them. A massage from Margt generally left the recipient in a bloody pulp and he has ripped off more than a couple of arms in trying to fix a dislocated shoulder. Attendances at his surgery dropped off dramatically after the unfortunate treatment of a groin sprain injury deprived the patient (actually his brother Grint) of any chance of starting a family. <BR>
Margt's on field efforts to date have been disappointing largely due to his ongoing feud with Grint.