Mummies are just for hitting you say? I disagree. This mummy ran from his own half to score a sparkling touchdown.

Also received a touch back, and blitzed downfield against a weakened human team to score his second career TD. Top stuff!

If the enemy manage to steer clear of Null Hypothesis, they'll run straight into this brute. Now can be seen sprinting(!) around the pitch, helping others to dish out the pain.

The title of top scorer of Monotonic is proving to be a profitable contest between Binomial and Poisson. Some say Binomial assisted in Poisson's injury, for fear of his own scoring record being left behind.

Poisson turns out to be a born finisher, unfortunate to pick up a niggle in just his 3rd match, with 5 TDs to his name already. He will become the first assistant coach, passing on his expertise.