The Pansy Pushers' most styling player. Zombie-Czar loves his groove and welcoming the newbs onto the team. He recently recruited Jes, who he thinks has tremendous potential (and whom he secretly admires since she was a former chic).

Dead Canadians. In honor of coach Pythrr who does not fear the Pansies. We named this Mummy after a famous Canadian beer....Kokanee.

To date there isn't much of a story here. He was brought forth with some magic of dark elves...but in typical dark elven style...he sucks.

We love Jello. Coach's favorite lineman off of any team. He is sturdy, sort of, and he is slow, but he can argue like you wouldn't believe.

This former Rotter is beginning to establish himself with his "foul" play. He is not yet captain worthy though and still follows the little puddle of sludge we call Jello.

The eventual "slated" successor of Jonesjuice. We will see. Took Limpstick's roster slot.

A rising star with the fans. This former linerat has acquired the skills to play the corners and contain elfs...who like to sprint the sidelines with blodge. Asked in an interview a series of questions....all he responded was "Uuuuugh me Tooooooool." and "braaaaaainz?"

Formerly Occisio...a mean S.O.B. DP Longbeard. He couldn't cut it as a zombie and so we let his essence decompose more and eventually created a wight out of him and some of the Count's secret sauce.

Average squig. This guy is hot, hot, hot, or cold, cold, cold. No in between though. His kicking single handedly defeated chaos in one match though.

Successor to Spike. We have high hopes.

Recruited by Jello. Dwelfskin used to be a chaos dwarf.

The newest edition to the Pansy Pushers. A replacement for Jes...who although she put out was really not producing.

Formerly Jonesey of a human team...this guy was warned on the last play to not block my zombie (as he was infected) but noooooo....Jonesey had to hit him and the zomb took a chunk out of this lineman. Now on turn 8 of the second half he decided to embrace the twilight of eternity. (The zombie that bit him has since gone on to be known simply as Jello). Jonesjuice has lived in eternity for a long time...and age has caught up with him.

Recruited by Brainsucker (zombie) and immediately promoted to a ghoul. This former thrall rules. Currently holds the team record for most SPP's.

Recruited by none other than Jello. This High Elf blitzer will be a welcome addition. Yes, his former coach was Candlejack.