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Meg
#1
Rat Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
134
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
Break Tackle
Guard
I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
...I'm allergic to peanuts.
...I'm allergic to peanuts.
Peter Löwenbräu Griffin
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
21
B
188
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
Block
Claw
Guard
This is kinda like the time i rolled doubles and took claw...
Joe Swanson
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
12
B
204
P
0
F
0
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
16
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
m
Skills
Block
Claw
Guard
Tackle
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Peter! You've been eating my legs??
Stewie Gilligan Griffin
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
2
B
2
P
-1
F
0
G
2
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
"What the deuce?"
Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa
#5
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
80
B
4
P
2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Sure Feet
Hello Diane, I'm standing outside the Skavenblight Statium, because they don't allow Asians inside.
Greased-Up Deaf Guy
#6
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
100
B
9
P
7
F
0
G
26
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
4
GPP
45
XPP
0
SPP
45
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Leap
Side Step
Sure Feet
you're wasting your time! Forget about it! You're never gonna catch me! See you next year!
Brian Griffin
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
15
P
1
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Block
And me? I like the sauce.
Glenn Quagmire
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
4
B
37
P
0
F
11
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Giggity Giggity ... Allriight!
Lois Griffin
#10
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
73
B
32
P
5
F
1
G
29
Cp
11
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Safe Throw
Ohh, Peeetah!
Mort Goldman
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
I had a terrable head cold. I had mucus running down my face. The other children wre very mean to me about that. They said mean hurtful things to me. The called me "tastycakes" and they would beat me and stick pine cones in my ass. Those were very bad times.
Adam West
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
102
P
0
F
0
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
Skills
Block
Shadowing
I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.
Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.
Herbert
#13
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
115
B
68
P
11
F
0
G
18
Cp
18
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Safe Throw
You don't wanna hurt yourself dancin'. Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings.
Jake Tucker
#14
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
117
P
-1
F
0
G
27
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
Skills
Block
Why bother? I'm just a freak. A freak!
Cleveland Brown
#15
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
56
P
-1
F
0
G
29
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Foul Appearance
Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, "Oh, yeah. That's nice. That's the spot."
Chris Cross Griffin
#16
Lineman
MA
9
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
38
B
64
P
4
F
2
G
29
Cp
1
In
2
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
+MA
+MA
HOLY CRAP!! NO!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!