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George Bores II
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Truly translated out of the high Dutch, according to the copy printed in Collin, brought over into England by <b>George Bores</b> ordinary post, the 11th day of this present month of June 1590, who did both see and hear the same.
Edward Venge
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AT LONDON
Printed for <b>Edward Venge</b>, and are to be sold in Fleet Street at the sign of the Vine.
A most true discourse, declaring the life and death of one Stubbe Peeter, being a most wicker sorcerer.
 
Tice Artine
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An that this thing is true, Master <b>Tice Artine</b>, a brewer dwelling at Puddlewharfe in London, being a man of that country born, and one of good reputation and account, is able to justify, who is near kinsman to this child, and hath from thence twice received letters concerning the same; and for that the first letter did rather drive him into wondering at the act then yielding credit thereunto, he had shortly after, at request of his writing, another letter sent him, whereby he was more fully satisfied; and divers other persons of great credit in London hath in like sort received letters from their friends to the like effect.
William Brewar
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Wight Blitzer
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Over that on the top of the stake the sorcerer's head itself was set up, and round about the wheel there hung as it were sixteen pieces of wood about a yard in length with represented the sixteen persons that was perfectly known to be murdered by him. And the same ordained to stand there for a continual monument to all ensuing ages, what murders by Stubbe Peeter was committed, with the order of his judgment, as this picture doth more plainly express.

Witnesses that this is true:
Tyse Artyne.
<b>William Brewar</b>.
Adolf Staedt.
George Bores.

With divers others that have seen the same.
 
Adolf Staedt
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Over that on the top of the stake the sorcerer's head itself was set up, and round about the wheel there hung as it were sixteen pieces of wood about a yard in length with represented the sixteen persons that was perfectly known to be murdered by him. And the same ordained to stand there for a continual monument to all ensuing ages, what murders by Stubbe Peeter was committed, with the order of his judgment, as this picture doth more plainly express.

Witnesses that this is true:
Tyse Artyne.
William Brewar.
<b>Adolf Staedt</b>.
George Bores.

With divers others that have seen the same.
Carl Colshorn
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Three workmen were mowing a meadow. Noon came, but no one had brought them their meal yet, so they agreed to mow one more round and then to lie down beneath a bush until the food arrived. And that is what they did. Two of them fell asleep immediately, because one never sleeps better than when one is tired, and there is no softer bed than one made from flowers and grass.

The third workman, however, tied a wolf strap around his waist and crept up to a herd of horses that was grazing there. The best foal was just right for him. He grabbed it and killed it. The remaining horses and the herder ran off. The other harvesters saw what had happened, but they wisely pretended to be asleep, for they were frightened and horrified.

After the werewolf had satisfied his hunger, he took off the strap, came back, and lay down to rest. Their food soon arrived: a large pot full of porridge and for each man six boiled eggs plus some bread and salt. As the two harvesters were helping themselves with their wooden spoons, the werewolf said, "Earlier I was terribly hungry, but for some reason I don't feel like eating now." The two others said nothing.

The one harvester complained the entire afternoon about cramps and a stomach ache, and often went to the brook to quench his burning thirst. The two others said nothing. That evening, as they were on their way home, he said once again that he had never felt so stuffed, to which one of the harvesters replied that it could happen to anyone.

When they arrived at the town gate, and he was still complaining, the other workman said, "A person who eats an entire foal should not be surprised to feel stuffed and have stomach cramps. To that he replied, "If you had said that earlier, you would not now be walking home on your own legs." He then threw his scythe away, tied the strap around his waist, turned into a wolf, and was never again seen in that place.

(From <i>Märchen und Sagen</i> by <b>Carl</b> and Theodor <b>Colshorn</b>)
 
Theodor Colshorn
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Three workmen were mowing a meadow. Noon came, but no one had brought them their meal yet, so they agreed to mow one more round and then to lie down beneath a bush until the food arrived. And that is what they did. Two of them fell asleep immediately, because one never sleeps better than when one is tired, and there is no softer bed than one made from flowers and grass.

The third workman, however, tied a wolf strap around his waist and crept up to a herd of horses that was grazing there. The best foal was just right for him. He grabbed it and killed it. The remaining horses and the herder ran off. The other harvesters saw what had happened, but they wisely pretended to be asleep, for they were frightened and horrified.

After the werewolf had satisfied his hunger, he took off the strap, came back, and lay down to rest. Their food soon arrived: a large pot full of porridge and for each man six boiled eggs plus some bread and salt. As the two harvesters were helping themselves with their wooden spoons, the werewolf said, "Earlier I was terribly hungry, but for some reason I don't feel like eating now." The two others said nothing.

The one harvester complained the entire afternoon about cramps and a stomach ache, and often went to the brook to quench his burning thirst. The two others said nothing. That evening, as they were on their way home, he said once again that he had never felt so stuffed, to which one of the harvesters replied that it could happen to anyone.

When they arrived at the town gate, and he was still complaining, the other workman said, "A person who eats an entire foal should not be surprised to feel stuffed and have stomach cramps. To that he replied, "If you had said that earlier, you would not now be walking home on your own legs." He then threw his scythe away, tied the strap around his waist, turned into a wolf, and was never again seen in that place.

(From <i>Märchen und Sagen</i> by Carl and <b>Theodor Colshorn</b>)
Melle von Neindorf
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It happened that a cute spotted lamb was born in a herd belonging to a shepherd named <b>Melle from Neindorf</b>. The stranger asked the shepherd repeatedly and fervently to give it to him, but the shepherd refused.

On shearing day Melle engaged the Old Man to help out. When he returned he found everything in order; all the work had been done, but neither the Old Man nor the spotted lamb were there. For a long time no one heard anything about the Old Man.

Finally one day he unexpectedly appeared before Melle, who was grazing his sheep in the Katten Valley. He called out sneeringly: "Good day, Melle, your spotted lamb sends his greetings!"
 
Adalbert Kuhn
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There were formerly werewolves. One could transform oneself into a werewolf by putting on a belt. A servant understood how to do this, and while the others were asleep at noontime he ate an entire foal. One of the men just pretended to be asleep and observed everything. From Glane near Iburg.

If you throw a piece of iron or steel over a hare that is a transformed human, or over a werewolf, then the human will immediately appear before you completely naked. They call that "making blank" the witch, the wolf, and so forth. The werewolf's pelt bursts crosswise at its forehead, and the naked human emerges from this opening.

(From <i>Sagen, Gebräuche und Märchen aus Westfalen und einigen andern, besonders den angrenzenden Gegenden Norddeutschlands</i> by <b>Adalbert Kuhn</b>)
Karl Müllenhoff
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In Hüsby near Schleswig there lived an old, stingy woman. She offered her farm hands but little to eat, although there was fresh meat every Sunday. The household wondered about this, because the old woman never bought any meat.

A young farm hand wanted to discover the woman's trick, so one day he hid himself in the hayloft instead of going to church with the rest of the household. Suddenly he noticed how the woman pulled out a wolf strap and put it around herself. She immediately became a wolf, ran out into the field, and soon came back with a sheep.

"If she can get meat that easily," thought the boy, "then she can be more generous with us. As the woman put meat into the pot, she sighed and said, as was her custom, "Oh, dear God, if only I were with you!"

The boy, pretending to be God, answered, "You'll not come to me for all eternity."

"Why not, dear God?"

"Because you put too little into the pot for your people."

"Then I'll do better."

"Yes, that's my advice to you."

From now on she put a much larger piece of meat into the pot. But the boy could not remain silent, and in the village he talked about what had happened. When on a Sunday morning the woman again turned herself into a wolf, the people were on guard. However, no bullet could harm her until they finally loaded a flintlock with a silver bullet. From that time to the end of her life the woman had an open wound that no doctor could heal. She never again showed herself as a werewolf.

(From <i>Sagen, Märchen und Lieder der Herzogtümer Schleswig, Holstein und Lauenburg</i> by <b>Karl Müllenhoff</b>)
 
Zorurus
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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7373795">Former member</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=609159">Ssssswamp Assss</a>.

Killed by a rock and resurrected in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2948230">my third ever Blackbox match</a>.
Dorirurus
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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7373793">Former member</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=609159">Ssssswamp Assss</a>.

Killed by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7372255">William Brewar</a> and resurrected in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2946576">my first ever Blackbox match</a>.

Completed a short pass to <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7372253">Tice Artine</a> in T16 to tie <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2948145">my second ever Blackbox match</a>.