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Morley Dotes
#1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
52
B
101
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Frenzy
Morley is a half-dark-elf assassin and entrepreneur who owns his own restaurant and bar, originally called The Joy House but later renamed The Palms. Morley has a reputation as being the best street fighter in TunFaire, and he suffers none of the pangs of guilt that Garrett does when dealing with his opponents. He is vain and conceited, a dedicated vegetarian and health nut who constantly chases after women, married or otherwise. With his charm and exotic good looks, he usually gets them, yet he still claims that Garrett has an easier time attracting young ladies than he does.

Morley Dotes acts as a foil to Garrett in that killing does not bother him, as it does Garrett.

Morley and Garrett, despite their differences, are best of friends. As Morley matures, he seems to take more of a role managing his restaurant and less of a role in the world of crime, although he is always up for an adventure with Garrett when the time comes.

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Garrett P.I.
#2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
55
B
36
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block
Sure Hands
Garrett—the only name he is known by—is an ex-marine with a knack for figuring things out. He is described as handsome, 6'2" tall, with ginger hair and blue eyes. He is in his early to mid 30s and is physically fit but struggling to maintain his physique.

Garrett's favorite food is beer, and his favorite color is redhead (although he has been known to dabble in blonde and brunette). Despite his protests to the contrary, he is quite the ladies' man, rivaling only Morley Dotes in this. Garrett often describes himself as a knight in creaky, rusty armor, meaning that he is always a sucker for a damsel in distress. His conscience and inherent goodwill towards others often makes his cases more difficult, as he does not believe in killing others unless they are truly evil individuals.

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--> <tr class='odd'><th>Kills</th><td></td></tr><!--
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Playmate
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
6
B
50
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Playmate is a black man close to seven feet tall, though Garrett often exaggerates his height as closer to nine feet. Despite his fierce appearance, he does not have a mean bone in his body. Playmate owns a stable close to Garrett's house, and he often provides horses and carriages to Garrett when he needs them. Garrett thinks Playmate would make an excellent preacher, but Playmate's dedication is to his stable, first and foremost.

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Westman Block
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Westman Block is first the Captain, then Colonel of the city Watch. Unlike previous, corrupt heads of the Watch, Block is a true champion of law and order, and along with Deal Relway, he establishes the Guard, an offshoot of the Watch that governs the TunFaire secret police. Block can usually be found at the headquarters of the Watch, in the Al-Khar.
Westman Block and Garrett have a mutual respect for one another, although they are not necessarily friends. Block is often willing to overlook some of Garrett's more unseemly actions in exchange for his help in solving difficult crime cases plaguing TunFaire.

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Crask
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
49
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+ST
Dodge
Crask and Sadler are Chodo Contague's bodyguards and right hand men. They are cold, ruthless killers who follow Chodo's directions to the letter, and both are vicious fighters on a par with Saucerhead Tharpe and Morley Dotes. Although Crask and Sadler often team up with Garrett on raids and stakeouts, it is always an uneasy truce between the parties. Crask and Sadler would as soon kill Garrett as help him if Chodo Contague gave the order.

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Sadler
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Crask and Sadler are Chodo Contague's bodyguards and right hand men. They are cold, ruthless killers who follow Chodo's directions to the letter, and both are vicious fighters on a par with Saucerhead Tharpe and Morley Dotes. Although Crask and Sadler often team up with Garrett on raids and stakeouts, it is always an uneasy truce between the parties. Crask and Sadler would as soon kill Garrett as help him if Chodo Contague gave the order.

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Deal Relway
#7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
14
B
61
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Deal Relway, referred to simply as Relway, is a pioneer and advocate of a New Order, where law, order, and justice will reign supreme. He starts out working for the Watch and quickly works his way up to being the Director of the TunFaire secret police.

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--> <tr class='odd'><th>Kills</th><td></td></tr><!--
--> </table>
Sarge
#8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
65
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Puddle and Sarge are two of Morley Dotes' henchmen. Former soldiers turned head-knockers, Puddle and Sarge are now middle-aged, fat, and out of shape. Mainly, they work the bar and serve the customers at the Joy House, but when Morley needs muscle for a fight, Puddle and Sarge can still get it done.

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--> <tr class='odd'><th>Kills</th><td></td></tr><!--
--> </table>
 
Max Weider
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
36
B
23
P
0
F
3
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Max Weider is the owner of a vast brewing empire that supplies TunFaire with its best beer. Since the start of the series, Garrett has been on a permanent retainer by Max Weider, occasionally stopping by the brewery to make sure that no one steals funds or beer from the Weider enterprise.

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--> <tr class='odd'><th>Kills</th><td></td></tr><!--
--> </table>
Dean Creech
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
4
B
3
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dean Creech is Garrett's housekeeper and cook. Dean is elderly, around 70 years old, and he watches the house while Garrett is away. Dean dislikes cleaning the Dead Man's room, and is somewhat unnerved by the presence of the Dead Man in general. Dean is generally critical of Garrett's lady friends, with the exceptions of Tinnie Tate and Maya Stump, whom he adores.

Dean acts as a sort of loving but harsh wife/mother to Garrett. He cooks and cleans, but also snipes and grumbles about how much Garrett is or is not working, how he is eating, who he consorts with, or how late he sleeps in the morning. Dean hopes that Garrett will someday settle down with one of his many spinster nieces.

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--> </table>
 
John Stretch
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
7
R
96
B
27
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
John Stretch, whose given name is Pound Humility, is Pular Singe's half-brother. Although he and Garrett start out on the wrong foot, John Stretch helps out Garrett in his later cases. John Stretch is a community leader of the rat people, and has the unique ability to get into the heads of ordinary rats, communicate with them, see and smell what they do, as well as possibly control them.

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--> </table>
Dojango Roze
#12
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
11
B
2
P
0
F
2
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dojango Roze is one of the Roze Triplets, born of different mothers. Dojango is about 5'6" tall, and seems to be of a mixed elvish breed, some distant relation of Morley Dotes. Although small, he is a fair fighter, and he is rather plucky. He has a minor speech impediment, always using the word "actually", and like his brothers, he has a drinking problem.

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Saucerhead Tharpe
#16
Enslaved Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
47
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Guard
"Saucerhead" Tharpe, given name Waldo, is a professional thug and bodyguard. He is a friend of Garrett and Morley, and his line of work lies somewhere between theirs—he will beat people up for money, but will not kill for hire. He is a bit slow of thought, but has a deeply-ingrained sense of nobility, and once he accepts payment for a job he will see it through or die trying.

Physically, Saucerhead is a remarkably large and ugly human. He is much taller than Garrett's 6'2", incredibly strong, and almost impossible to kill. Though these qualities may imply a bit of ogre or giant blood in his background, Tharpe claims to be of pure human stock.

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