Weeznik, or Weesnik as he is sometimes called, was "recruited" like most of the other members of the team and simply turned up for the Goonz training session. Despite being fired twice from the team after suffering hurrendous injuries, he always seems to return the following week in top shape. His reason for constantly returning to the team for an inevitable beating on pitch has brought his sanity into question and his habit of always being throttled or maimed (Or in one case killed!) by the enemy team has granted him the nickname "Unlucky Git". The Goblins of course fail to realise the fact he continues to return despite the worst injuries probably implies the exact opposite.

Position: Blocker/Line of Scrum- Thrower/Back Field
Size: Big 'nuff!
Demeanour: Shtoopid

Guff was introduced to the Goonz alongside his Goblin care taker and companion Bongus. His blue skin makes him distiguishable from accross the pitch as he is most often seen being prodded towards the thickest of the fighting. Like most trolls, Guff is tremendously stupid, horrifically smelly, but also notoriously difficult to put down.

However in contrast to his fellow Troll Lazy, Guff has a rather unusual impulse of picking up the nearest Goblin and throwing him. What was also surprising is how he could throw them quite far! The Goonz took it upon themselves to use Guff as a living (And Hungry) catapult, allowing their players to break into the back field of the sturdier teams. Quite naturally however, this can sometimes result in collateral damage.

Regardless, Guff has proven to be an excellent addition to the team and a very cheap player to pay for. That is of course discounting the few unfortunate Goblins who get eaten by him.

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One of the more notable moments during his career was being charged at by a Norse Yhetee. Far more savage and bestial than the stupid trolls, the Goblins feared (Not that they don't do so all the time) the worst. With a mighty crack which resounded over the whole stadium, Guff managed to headbutt the Yhetee, knocking both of them down. Guff being the hard headed lunk he was, was dazed and confused but still very much alive. The Yhetee was not so fortunate...

Position: Blocker/ Line of Scrum
Size: Big 'nuff
Demeanour: Shtoopid

Lazy was brought alongside his fellow Troll Gulp with Bongus the Goblin. Big, ugly, and smelly, he was a perfect addition to the Goonz for their second Big Guy positional. Lazy is almost exclusively seen amongst the front lines in the Goonz matches, either getting beaten on or ripping apart the opposing players.

Unlike Guff however, who has had little long term effect from the Brain Juice, Lazy has become particularly savage, which works to the Goblin's advantage as he swings his arms wildly in great arcs at the opposition. Due to the Goblin's small size, they use this their favour as they dive into the unfortunates avoiding the troll's mighty blows. Funnily enough,despite his savage on-pitch behaviour, off pitch Lazy is rather docile, who spends most of his time picking his nose and letting out the odd grumble, be it to himself or Guff.

Once more Wolbum returns to the field. After being brutally murdered in a violent scrap against some Norse humies and his body left to rot in the dugout, to everyones amazement, he returned once more to training several weeks later in full kit and shape.

When Wolbum was asked about this , he stared up at the interviewer and shrugged. He replied "Dis is just 'ow tings are rite? I get duffed up gud and proppa, or eaten, or stomped on, and da next fing I know, I wakez back up in some stinky place. Not ter mention it is 'ard not ter smell Guff from a mile off, zog me e' stinks!"

While this not only highlights perhaps some kind of super Goblin durability of a form, it also shows just how committed (Or stupid)he is in his commitment to the team. His dedication to the sport at least cannot be questioned.

Mitsy is a Goblin not quite unlike Gitsy: Cowardly, sneaky and most importantly, cowardly! Generally seen skulking towards the back of the lineup alongside Jibbly Kicker (Or the bench if he can help it), Mitsy is often far too busy trying to find the best direction to stay out of harm's way, so much so he fails to realise the enemy blockers running straight for him!

While Bongus was the Brains and Fouly was the on pitch "cleaner", Jibbly Kickin Git is undeniably the team Captain. Unlike the majority of the team, Jibbly Kickin Git is one of the few Goblins actually capable of getting stuck in and making it out in one piece, thanks in due part to his proper experience in enough bar fights without dying in the process.

Jibbly is regularly seen at the back of the pitch shouting out orders to the rest of his team and when things are looking grim (Which they almost inevitably do) , he is always seen amongst the thick of it alongside Lazy and Guff. He is distinctive from amongst his collegues for his especially large shoulder pads and brutal looking knuckledusters. Not to mention his shin pads and arm guards..in fact he is the only Goblin besides Bongus and Fouly to actually wear a reasonable amount of protective gear!

Despite Wuarzahg and Gulp being the two head coaches behind the Goonz team, it is Bongus who is the real brains behind everything. If not for him, the Goonz would still be on a hurrendous losing streak (Not that they still don't have them!) as it was he who recruited his companions and trolls, Guff and Lazy, into the team and added the very much needed muscle.

His humorous attire of a crudely sown Troll head is often mistaken for cheap scraps put together at the last second and easily breakable. However this "suit" is in fact fabricated from a vest of mithril, which has lead Bongus to survive even the most brutal of assaults. Bongus is also the designated Troll Handler due to them being his companions, but also because of his special liquid known as "Brain Juice". He carries this in his suit in a set of small syringes, which he regularly injects the trolls with. This hieghtens their intelligence and aggressive nature immensely and has occassionally led the Goonz onto victory during particularly effective doses.

Following his addition to the team too it was Bongus who requested Wuarzahg that they change their formations. Rather than follow the Lowdown Ratz idea of charging head first in a disorganised rabble, Bongus suggested imitating the other more succesfull teams. Reluctantly Wuarzahg agreed, and this lead to the Goonz surprisingly average record, from their previously disastrous.

As such, Bongus is seen as a great addition to the team and is sometimes even called "Boss". This is of course out of the hearing range of the Head Coaches.