This guy is old school DP...Roll the cage on top of the victim and get 8 assists for the low down dirty foul.

Tridor'um comes over to the nine on a transfer from the World Edge Super League. His blitzer skills are top notch and he is going to lead the Nine to the top of the Premier league.

Poppy is the lovable oaf of the crew. He is a master meat packer and can process 100 LBs of meat in under 10 minutes, allways with a joke or two to keep the spirits up.

First victim of the DP roller...Nice minatour...D E A D

Oh yeah we got some home cooking going on now. Upgraded the rollers with silencers and a guard so the ref cant see the meat grinders....SNEAKY GIT upgrade package installed now.

The next order finally comes in. Gyro Stabilizers on the track system allows the Wagon to jump up after a awesome Pile On.

#1 All Time fouling Deathroller in league play.

Meat Wagon notches another mark as he takes out Varg Ghoul Chewer on a sweat DP foul and sends him to the RIP bin in the All Stars World Series final match.

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*** Our Death roller known as the "MEAT WAGON" was not able to be finished in time for the opening of the season. But dont worry the final touches are under construction. We found a wrecked steam tank and pulled the engine. The Meat Wagon will be able to churn around 1500 RPM on the blades and chug along at a mighty 4 MPH, stocked with a 485 HP Hemi Steam engine...it will be a spectacle to behold ****


Meat Wagon II is ready to go...FEAR THE MEAT WAGON!!!!
Note: The first meat wagon rolled along and then got stuck in a bog and then sunk.

Meat Wagon II, caught on fire, the wheels blew off and then the engine blew up. Some have claimed that the Meat Wagons demise was not bad luck but rather a TV insurance scam.

Krull Jack goes nuts and Jacks up this deathroller so bad it blows up into a million shards.

Sent this Roller to the RIP bin on one mighty dauntless Mighty Blow.