As the name implies, Zik-An-Destroy was hired to learn the leaping ways of the Slann and apply them to cage breaking and pass defense. Expect Very Long legs, Pass Block, and Leap on this player as he develops.

Update #1: Wrestle is the first of the 2 part Wrackle package.

Update #2: +AG makes things interesting. Still holding out for a doubles roll to get Leap. +AG means it's a 3+ if I can get a double on those dodge rolls.

As Zika comes together, we're eyeballing the skills Leap, Tackle, and Very Long Legs. If a double isn't in the works for leap, expect pass block to make him my free safety on defense (ag4+VLL should make for 3+ interceptions and cancels safe throw.) Maybe if I can't kill Matt Davis, I can ball hawk him with a shut down corner :)

Zik-An-DESTROY your passing game!

Blood for the Blood God......skulls for the skull throne.

Malaria suffered a broken hip when Bull Centaur Deez Nutz from the Eville Empire cheap shotted her while she was engaged with other players. She may not be as spry and fast as she was....but she definitely is hungry for another shot at Deez Nutz....

Call me Death.....Black Death.....

34 blocks.....no casualties.....

Update: 64 blocks, 1 casualty :)

Pneumonia, the common cold, the flu, evil slayer all. Why is Pneumonia so vile, because she's always changing. Doctor's and researches have been shooting at this moving target for, well, as long as people have been dying from it. If your young, strong, and active, Pneumonia will give you a bad week. Take it to lightly, shrug it off, underestimate it, and you will end up dead.

This member of the Whilers has been unleashing the most annoying disease on the EBBL since 2013!

One of the roadblocks toward a healthy life, Pneumon-ya has skilled up to match. He stands ready to block, stop, and halt any progress or assaults into the Rottie Whiler defense.

My greatest achievement in life was nearly killing edward cullen. Unfortunately, he became a vampire before I could finish the job, and now people think vampires should glitter and pine for annoying teenage girls.

UPDATE: Tech Support Rocks!! Blessed with Talons, lets see if this helps get me to the next skill faster....

Second Update: Learned how to hit hard with said Talons! Bring on the blood EBBL, Claw POMB is coming!!!

Third Update: The EBBL officially has a clawpomber! Yeah it's lame, yeah it's cheesy, but damn it hurts.....

time to start slaying legends.....i'm coming for you 4....

Noggin died under my claws, but his team apo saved him during the 2012 evansville cup. I will have him under my claws again....bwahahahaaa.

In his 67th match, the great slayer of the EBBL was permanently injured when the flesh golum Ziggy Von Worchestershire (from Reanimation Nation) punched him right in the face, fracturing his skull and knocking him out cold. Nurgle's favor seemed to be elsewhere on this day and the veteran of 5 seasons of EBBL action suffered a permanent injury likely to hamper him for the remainder of this career. Ziggy has earned a place on out list of grudges to be repaid for this insult, and we look forward to our rematch to repay the favor....

AIDS doesn't have the same effect it used to have. In the Season 2015 Evansville Cup, AIDS suffered a permanent injury from League O Bones super star Alpha Prime after battering his way into the center of their line. The ankle will never be the same, and AIDS will not forget Alpha the next time they meet as that injury kept AIDS out of the 2015 Evansville Cup Final, a match that was the first loss suffered by the Whilers in over a year.

A debt is owed, and AIDS always compromises those it sets it's eyes on. AIDS will get you Alpha Prime, you're just a T cell to us....

The baby of the Rottie Whilers, The Clap recently joined the team to bring his rampant infectiousness to the pitch in an effort to help with a lackluster ball handling Ebbl debut.

Known for persistance, the clap has been "burning" it's way across the world for nearly 1000 years. Indeed, Nurgle is proud of this one, as niether kings or Popes could stop his bawdy humor, or indifference to targets.

This tenacity is exactly what the Whilers are looking for. With an aptitude for surprising opponents, and getting into places foes would rather he stay away from, The Clap has the makings of a CDC and EBBL nightmare.....

UPDATE: We're blodging baby!!!