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Murdrice "helmet-first" Jones-Drew
#1
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
66
B
96
P
17
F
0
G
26
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
7
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
+MA
Block
Mighty Blow
New player for Season X.
(Originally "Midnight" Glume, a non-Cleveland DElf name.)
The NFL changed its rules about runners going "helmet first" into a would-be tackler because of MJD - but it works for me.



Game 7: Finally skills up with Block to accompany that Mighty Blow.
Game 12 (10): Skills up again, rolling a 4,6... +MA wins over Tackle.


Season XI









Block asap, then Tackle to take advantage of MB
Dbl = Juggernaut
Tony Wrackl'ns
#2
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
17
B
16
P
6
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
Mighty Blow
Rookie player for Game 4, Season XI.
Named for Tony Brackens, (replaced Blackl'ns)












Wrestle, Sidestep, Tackle, Strip Ball
 
Daryl Smoketh
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
121
B
126
P
3
F
0
G
26
Cp
3
In
3
Cs
20
Td
9
Mvp
1
GPP
81
XPP
0
SPP
81
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Side Step
Strip Ball
Tackle
Round 2 Draft Pick out of U.Con (legacy from prev coach), Season 10
(Originally draftee "Smokes" Polebreaker, named adapted to Daryl Smith)
"Smokes" - 46 spp - MB, Tackle, Strip


  1. Game 2: Skilled up to star caliber, now a real Blodger like Nuffle intended.
    Game 3: -MA. Long season ahead...
    Game 10: Scooped ball and limped to glory for first score in 2-0 upset over Denver. 62/76 spp.

Season XI
Game 4: 2 cas v. Undercards (underworld) for 68 spp total.

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, a BH, Int & winning score, SideStep @ 79 spp.






(Super Star @ 76)



(4 Builder Games: 70 Run, 33 Block, 1 Cp, 7 TD, 1 Int, 11 Cas, 0 MVP = 46 spp)
“Fragile” Fred Taylor
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
115
B
60
P
1
F
0
G
25
Cp
2
In
1
Cs
5
Td
10
Mvp
3
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
-av, -ma
Skills
Block
Dodge
Fend
Sure Hands
Tackle
Navy; Drafted & Released by Tampa Bay, Season 10
(Originally "Thigh Bones" McMurk, another non-Cleveland DElf name, now Fred Taylor)
Draftee "Thigh Bones" - 32 spp: Dodge, Tackle, SH



Game 3: Scored in the DB's first win.


Season XI

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, MVP for 49 spp.



(Star @ 51)


(4 Builder Games: 62 Run, 23 Blk, 0 P, 0 Cp, 8 TD, 4 Cas, 0 mvp = 32 Spp)
 
Cecil Shorts iii
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
32
B
38
P
2
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Side Step
End-of-season addition to battered Cleviland roster.
(Originally Darkric Metcalf ii)
  1. Season XI

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, BH'd a rat & fluff completion, Blodgestepper @ 16 spp.

"Big" John Rendersome
#8
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
16
B
69
P
2
F
0
G
23
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Guard
Stand Firm
New player for Season X. Natural doubles starts him off w/ Guard, needed on the team more than other, more desirable skills for a Blitzer. :/
(Originally Jim Darkbrown, renamed for John Henderson)
  1. Season XI
With 14 spp, voted MVP during Builder for +St. Crazy lucky - if he survives for Blodge...

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, killed a rat kicker & scored, doubled for _____







Dodge
MB
 
Tyson All-you All-you
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
5
AV
8
R
44
B
24
P
3
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
+ST
Tyson Alualu
Season XI walk on, naturally strong but otherwise utterly skill-less. All potential atm...
  1. Season XI

Game 4: TA gets BH'd before he can score to get Block. BUT, a sympathy vote gets him MVP for 19 spp and... +Ag?! Now can he survive long enough to get Block???...
Mohamed Massaqre
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
2
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Wrestle
Mid-season 10 rookie hire, after Game 8 (replacing himself).
(Originally Lou Groza ii)
o Cleveland Browns founding member, kicker and offensive lineman, '46-'67. Professional football record holder for points scored (1,603 total), field goals made (234) and extra points. Retired at age 44 (having served in WW2 before playing ball). Stud.
 
Long Ding
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
51
P
5
F
1
G
25
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick
Wrestle
New player for Season X.
I did not have to make this name up. (Originally Eli Ele'ele, a non-Cleveland DElf name)
Game 7: against the POMBoys, MVP (which is important for a wrestler!)

Game 14: Last game, skilled for Kick
Mince Menaway
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
3
B
15
P
5
F
1
G
12
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
End-of-season addition to battered Cleviland roster.
(Originally Clay Mathews Jr. ii)
  1. Season XI
 
Tony "Damien" Boselli
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
44
B
41
P
-2
F
0
G
11
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
6
Td
8
Mvp
0
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Tackle
  1. Season XI
Special compensatory draft pick to coincide w/ move to Jacksonville. Picked last, but will NOT be Mr. Irrelevant.
o 32 spp (Blodge/Tackle) out of Navy

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, RIP'd a (AV 6) rat & BH'd another. 38 spp.
Luke "Howgoesit" Choke-hold
#14
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
38
B
34
P
-2
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
1
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
  1. Season XI
#19 draft pick, 31 spp (Blodge/Guard), Golden Gate.
 
Joel Smeenge
#15
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
14
B
27
P
2
F
1
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
m
Skills
Wrestle
(Marcus Stroud)
  1. Season XI


Marcus Shroud
#16
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
31
B
64
P
6
F
1
G
25
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
5
Td
3
Mvp
5
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
New player for Season X.
(Originally Lanu Uliuli, a non-Cleveland DElf name)
Game 4: MVP for disaster, blodger.

Game 5: Stumbled clear of a ruck to receive a loooong pass, survived the blitz to score what would be the game-winner.

  1. Post-NBFL...

Game 25: OLC match, scored when primary plan failed. 46 spp.