Why is everyone pointing the other way?

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Bucket list:
* Pass backward over (int chance) 5 or more of the opposing team on the field at one time.
* Make a backward long bomb.
* -50 yard game.
* Win a tournament with negative yards in each game.
* Retire another team after the opposing coach has commented about his shame (or rage) at getting beaten by crazy backwards passes.
* Backwards pass as part of a OTT.
* Make the top 10 highest passing pro elf thrower list (if negative counted)
* Make the top 10 passing pro elf thrower list.
* I CAN HAZ LARSON!?
* Complete a cycle in an E.L.F. season.
* Backwards pass in Overtime.
* Survive to become a legend!

Match list:
Game 1: 0 yards, tie.
Game 2: -16 yards, win!
Game 3: -9 yards, win!
Skilled: Catch! Total yards thrown: -25!
Game 4: -12 yards, win!
Game 5: -9 yards, loss?
Game 6: -10 yards, tie.
Silled: Accurate! Total yards thrown: -56!
Game 7: -8 yards, win!
Game 8: -3 yards, win!
Game 9: -4 yards, win!
Game 10: -13 yards, tie.
Game 11: -19 yards, tie.
Game 12: 0 yards, loss? Least fun game ever? Teh whine?
Game 13: -20 yards, win!
Silled: Dodge! Total yards thrown: -123!
Game 14: -13 yards, tie.
Game 15: -6 yards, loss?
Game 16: -13 yards, tie. Thought to be killed, but on a closer look it turned out be merely a groin strain.
MNG: Out with a groin strain.
Game 17: -31 yards, win! Back with a vengeance, baby! Ranked #23 Top Passing Pro Elf Thrower!
Game 18: -5 yards, win!
Game 19: -3 yards, loss?
Game 20: -15 yards, win! Ranked #20 (tied) Highest Passing Active Pro Elf Thrower!
Skilled: Block! Total yards thrown: -209!
Game 21: -23 yards, loss? Epic game against Zed's flings, including tree interception!
Game 22: -26 yards, win!
Game 23: -5 yards, tie.
Game 24: -17 yards, loss? Kryten joined the team and fouled a thrall to death (and made Prov use the apo on him!) but then was fouled back for a niggle!
Skilled: Strong Arm! Total yards thrown: -280!
Game 25: -43 yards, tie. Broke into the top 10 for both completions and yards!
Game 26: -10 yards, win! Backward pass on T15 for the game winning score! Complete with rage report.
Game 27: -23 yards, win!
Game 28: 0 yards, win! A blitz and snakes on the first pass lead to zero yards. Throwing' didn't get another chance, as his life was barely saved by the apo a few turns later.
Game 29: -19 yards, win! FC round 1! Rage report!
Game 30: -6 yards, win! FC round 2! Dropped the ball on the second attempt and almost didn't recover!
Game 31: -12 yards, loss? FC round 3! We were heartbreakingly close to breaking away from some orcs. Instead they broke us.
Game 32: -46 yards, win! Wacky times and sun prevented us from the elusive -50 yard goal!
Game 33: -22 yards, win! Synn is back! <3
Game 34: -8 yards, loss? Fale.