Lord Codwall Blowhard is the only true noble on the entire team, and damn quick to let everyone else know. For all his pomp and fanfare about his own skill, the team unanimously elected not to have him take on the captaincy, something he considers a grave injustice.

The irony of course, is that Codwall was born with such an impeccable sense of being anywhere that a fist was not, which made him practically elf-like at avoiding confrontation. Dishonorable and unsportsmanlike? Perhaps. Yet surprisingly effective if you give him the ball and tell him the other team all want to hurt him.