Bosh (or sometimes known as Big n Daft) has to be the dumbest player in the new world, ask him anything about anything and you will get the most inconceivable answer you could imagine. In fact you couldn't imagine it as it would be that weird.

Chunk is teams ugliest mo fo. People claim he is an dwarf, but others just think he is a big fatty.

Apparently his real name is Paul but nobody really knows.

Fat Jay is the Big Gav's best mate. He is often pushed around and bullied by Big Gav but deep down there is genuine bromance between the two.

Fat Jay is often spotted on family holidays with gav and his family. Which explains why he is still on the team, despite being god awful at this sport.

Danny is often referred to as DP, he claims that is his initials, but there are rumors he got this nickname from a long night in one particular night he spent with a married couple from the tavern. No one but Danny (and the couple but they soon disappeared) knows the real truth.

Grimble is the most intelligent of the group, and is often questioned as to why he drinks in an establishment like the Tavern. He is regularly used to settle disagreements due to his knowledge and is often called "Wikipete".

He does have a dark side when he occasionally has a few to any sherberts or sniffs of foreign powders which then lead to "random acts of grimbleness". BEWARE

Churchy can be summed up by his year 7 home tutor, she simply put in his report "Churchy will never amount to anything as he is fat and lazy, also very VERY ugly", although he is still better looking than Chunk

Lil Daz along with his fellow little shit are known as the "Evil Little Tossers".

They take great delight in ambushing unsuspecting passers by and taking whatever they feel like just for a laugh. This does not go down well with a few of the fellow taverners, but as Daz is Franks son he gets away with it.

Chambo is the second half of the evil little tossers.

Many have suggested that their friendship is a little more than just a "friendship" after all they do share a kit bag, a flat, underwear, often women (although they do always appear to be a little bored after a while).

Morgan is the team joker, or at least thats what he sells himself as, I actually have never seen anyone laugh at one of his jokes.

Guido, or "Ze German" as he is sometimes known is an angry old hobgob, not to be messed with.