George Cameron was an exchange Ogre-student from Wolfenburg University. However, in a freak accident coming into the town, a pack of wolves (ironically) attacked George injuring him, crippling him to the capabilities of a halfling. Hence why he adopted the nickname "Wolf", as what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

Due to his ogre past, George is one of the stronger players in the MFC. One notable play during trials was when he ripped William "Wanker" Trentenheimers sausage off. We have not seen William since that horrid event but it showed me that he was deserving of a spot on the MFC.

Because George is new to the school, not much is known about him. He has been rumored to be a heavy drinker (which isn't unusual for an ogre from Wolfenburg) and a very talented drum player. He has even been said to be the best in the Old World! However, down in Mootland we do not cherish heavy metal music but much rather the folk music of our eldars which George does indeed despise playing.

I am looking forward to seeing George Cameron play for the MFC. His brutal violence inherited from Wolfenburg will provide us with much needed strength. However, it is a concern that he may ruin some of our relationships with other universities such as Erengrad University as his animosity against his previous university rivals remains in his blood. Needless to say, it is a pleasure to have "an ogre" on our team. Go the Wolf!

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)

Louis "Speedy" Dashton, the younger of the two Dashton brothers is a halfling of great speed. During trials he almost scored a touch down before realizing that he was going the wrong way. But the way he dodged through our amazing screens was magnificent! He had to get a spot on the team along with his twin brother Odin.

Outside of Blood Bowl, Louis is often found partying and drinking at the local dance club "The Rainbow Cock". I Haven't been there myself but I see Louis go there from time to time. Anyways, Louis is a dance machine due to his speedy nature.
"Louis' dancing is like a controlled seizure. It's so hot" - Random chick at the university.

However, it has been rumored that Louis sells and takes LSD. Fitting of his initials I must say, but bad it is. His brother Odin does not agree with Louis whatsoever about his business, but it's making enough money to pay off both of their university fees. It is said that Louis draws his own pictures onto the LSD paper, usually consisting of badly drawn smiley faces, trees, and Louis' face. Odin says this is the only way that girls lick him.

Needless to say, despite his drug addiction Louis is still able to play great blood bowl (as LSD does not affect the way he plays). He's going to be a great addition to the team and will hopefully score a touch down for the university.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)


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Odin Dashton, the elder brother of Louis Dashton is also one speedy halfling. He adopted the nickname "Lightning" during a stormy day of trials when he was going for the touch down, a strike of lightning hit him but he survived! However the flash of the light stunned him, preventing him from scoring. This does not affect him getting on the team. Such speed and lightning resistance is deserving of a spot on the team.

Odin, unlike Louis is a much calmer entity, and would much rather read books or paint a picture of nature. He learnt the ways of blood bowl through the writings of the famous halfling, Puggy Baconbreath and was fascinated by the sport and introduced it to Louis. In regards to his picture painting, he paints pictures of the Mootland landscape. His paintings are very realistic, but he says that his inspiration was Peter Polenski, a fellow team mate of Odin. Unlike Peter, he does not keep his paintings a secret and they are situated around the school campus.

Odin is also a talented chef. Many of his books at home are recipe books (including some of my own). His favorite recipe is Squig Ratatouille, as the texture of Squig he says is unlike any other meat in the Old World. I'd have to disagree with Odin and say that Squig is the most revolting of meats but whatever fills his stomach I guess. He has stated to me and the rest of MFC that he will release his recipe when he leaves the university.

The Dashton brothers are a force to be reckoned with and Odin is no exception. Having a more calmer approach to the game he will make a great addition. Hopefully one day he'll become a great, but at this said moment, we'll never know if he'll go pro or keep cooking.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)


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Not much is known about Franky Carrington. When Franky signed up for trials, he/she ticked both boxes for gender. And we are unable to tell what Franky is as he/she looks like both Man and Woman and no one has taken Franky to their bed yet. Needless to say he/she is very mysterious. Franky adopted the nickname "Ghost" after being practically invisible to both his/her team mates and the opposition. He/she never threw any blocks, get given the ball or fail any dodge roll. However, due to his/her ghost-like nature, none of the trialing opposition hit him/her and ganged up on his/her trialing team mate, William "Wanker" Trentenheimer. His/her invisibility to the trialing opposition and his/her unable to fail a dodge roll earned Franky a spot on the team.

No one sees Franky around campus. He/she is often found either in the library reading horror stories or murder mysteries, or in his/her bedroom (aka the janitors closet as we do not know which dorm to place Franky in at this very moment) drawing the creatures of the Old World. Only Odin has seen his/her drawings and he says that they are complete masterpieces. If anyone is able to figure out the gender of Franky it s Odin. We're rooting for you buddy.

But enough about Odin's chances, Franky is also in the cooking course at school. He/she isn't very good at it though. Just the day before I am writing this she made mushroom jam and as Head chef of the university I completely regurgitate against the idea of spreading mushrooms on my bread in the morning. Franky was not happy that I did not enjoy his/her jam, but he/she wasn't too bothered as he/she ate the rest of the jar with a spoon... disgusting.

Franky isn't a brilliant Blood bowl player. However, her invisibility and dodging ability gives him/her a spot in the Mootland Fighting Cockerels this season. I am looking forward to seeing him/her play on the pitch and also looking forward to finding out what gender Franky really is. Bring it home Odin!

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)

Believe it or not, Andrew "Griffon" Baker was once apart of the Royal Altdorf university Griffins before joining our campus. He was a huge part of the team as the water boy, delivering water to the famous side. Regardless of his lack of actually playing for the godly side, being apart of the big team is a huge deal to some of the halflings at Eicheschatten university, where most of the pupils are Griffons supporters (after Mootland Fighting Cockerels obviously). When asked to trial for the team, he first rejected the offer as he thought that his work was being a water boy. However, after the realization that he may face the Griffons in a game he immediately signed up for the team. He wasn't outstanding in the trials but his effort was good enough to get him into the MFC.

Being from Altdorf, it was hard being a halfling there; constantly getting bullied for being weak and short by the snobs at the university. Although being apart of the griffons at one point, he never got the chance to meet the emperor. But maybe if the Cockerels win he could! Andrew studied cooking at Altdorf and it wasn't anything special, mainly consisting of potatoes and finely grilled horsesteaks. Andrew tried to spice things up with traditional Mootland cooking skills but the culinary teacher there found our food revolting and that cabbage-wrapped potatoes are way better. Personally I completely disagree, dishes from Mootland are far greater than the food in Altdorf.

Work was hard to find in Altdorf for Andrew when he studied there. He mainly worked at his uncles bakery, but business wasn't very successful there only selling a half dozen hash browns every day. On a side note, seriously! Why do they indulge in potatoes in Altdorf? It disgusts me.

Regardless of being a potato loving country, it is an honor to have a halfling from the city play on our side. I am looking forward to one day playing the Griffons and seeing the look on their faces to see their 78th (out of the 89 they have) water boy on our side. But that is if he does not graduate or retire from Blood bowl before then.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy

Despite not being a troll, Craig Cook certainly is as stupid as one. Being held back 9 years already at the campus he is unable to graduate. His family are quite disappointed in his lacking of knowledge to graduate. However, he realized that by playing Blood bowl for 3 seasons at the university, you automatically graduate from the university he signed up for trials. However, even though he is as stupid as a troll, he certainly isn't as strong as one. During trials, even William "Wanker" Trentenheimer managed to get him onto the ground... after William was severely injured for life. Infact, William was very eager to get onto the side. It is a great pity that he got his arm and... chopped and ripped off.

Because of Craigs stupidity, he does not do great in any classes especially in cooking. He always seems to burn his dishes or just severely screw up. The other day he fried and egg. Not an egg white and yolk, but an actual egg. He said it was really nice but I refused to touch it. It was probably burnt too knowing Craig. Poor Craig. One day you'll make a well made fried egg.

Because Craig has been held back in the university for 9 years, Craig has become a familiar face on campus. He seems to enjoy everyone knowing him, regardless of what for and how much they hate him. He just loves the spotlight. Maybe he is purposely not graduating to stay in the lime light? Hmmmmm....

Craig isn't that great of a player, nor a student, but we want him off campus despite being a friendly and familiar face. Hopefully he'll survive the 3 seasons to graduate and not retire from the sport to be stuck at the university eternally.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)