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Boosh the Mighty#1 
Having been invited to Sidney’s retirement party after the disaster that was the Spiders’ 4th season, Boosh the Mighty was plied with various ales and fungi and signed to the Spiders’ team.

A troll of some renown, Head Coach has high hopes he can form a solid partnership with Krooskon Troll and lead the Spiders’ forward line.
Troll 
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
G
26
R
0
B
169
P
0
F
1
Spp
51
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
13
Mvp
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Always Hungry
Loner
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Block
Stand Firm
Multiple Block
Grimm Bigbooger#2 
One of the Spiders’ youngest players, Mannk grew up idolising Fungus the Loon.

His sole ambition is to emulate his hero and smash to bits as many other players as he can.

To achieve even 1/10th of Fungus’ casualty list would be a dream come true ...
Fanatic 
MA
3
ST
7
AG
3
AV
7
G
52
R
0
B
139
P
0
F
0
Spp
35
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
10
Mvp
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Mighty Blow
Grab
Guard
 
Choppa Chuppz#3 
Since the formation of the Spiders, Choppa Chuppz has been seen hanging round the ground almost 24/7 brandishing a running chainsaw and trying to get the attention of the head coach.

Finally, as Coach had given up futilely trying to plan for the Spiders’ 9th match, which would be against Norse team, Ardbrough Albany Thistle, his 1000-yard-stare fell onto Chuppz... and his chainsaw ...

Chuppz was ecstatic as Coach signed him on the spot saying;
‘Mess ‘em up! You mess ‘em up!! Heheheheh!’
Looney 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
36
R
0
B
99
P
0
F
11
Spp
20
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Dodge
Block
Yaarf Upchuckk#4 
Having finally been promoted to the Conferences, the Spiders’ head coach was looking any edge he could get to stay up there to the extent that he even hired a specialist bomber.

Previous experience had proved disastrous for the Spiders, but Yaarf managed to persuade coach to sign him to the team on production of a very official looking ‘Real Boomer Guy’ qualification certificate...

Bomma 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
19
R
6
B
1
P
0
F
0
Spp
12
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Bombardier
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
 
Chegga Munng#5 
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
1
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Stankki Boggs#6 
No one really noticed Stankki Boogit’s addition to the team, but after a few matches the other Gobbos began to realise he was sort of .... there.

The Spiders’ Head Coach checked back over the last few matches to find that Stankki had indeed been registered and had apparently played for the Spiders for their last six games ...

Strange ... had he even met this Gobbo ... ?
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
15
R
10
B
9
P
2
F
3
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Mewkus Greenmukk#7 
Buttz and Mewkus, two aspiring young Gobbos playing in the Spiders’ Akadamy, were both brought up into the 1st team in the aftermath of the loss of Star Player, Runnt Snotmuva.

Both young Gobbos had impressed during their time with the Akadamy and the Spiders’ head coach was hopeful they could go some way to filling the void left behind by Snotmuva...
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
11
R
2
B
12
P
0
F
3
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Kaboinnk Bizownce#8 
Pogoer 
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
5
R
7
B
3
P
0
F
2
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Very Long Legs
Stunty
 
Kywag Loota#9 
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
3
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Roidzz Riptupp#11 
Standing a full foot taller than most other Gobbos and thick as a post, Roidzz is one ripped up son of a Gobbo!

The Spiders’ Head Coach received numerous recommendations on Roidzz and moved to sign him up going into their first match against a strong Chaos Dwarf side.
Smart.
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
9
R
2
B
9
P
1
F
3
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Pikka Bowgi#12 
Since the formation of the Creeping Spiders, Pikka has held a position on the management committee, for what it is.

Following a couple of particularly galling defeats, Pikka traded the boardroom for the training pitch and is out to get the Spiders back to winning ways.

In his first interview as a Spiders player he made it clear that his zero experience on the pitch will not stop him single-handedly winning the league!
Goblin 
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
35
R
63
B
22
P
-1
F
4
Spp
26
Cp
0
Td
4
In
1
Cs
1
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Sure Feet
The Banterdactyl#13 
The Candlelight vigil for Runnt Snotmuva was a somber affair. Standing room only, the whole team, coaching staff, management and hordes of Spiders’ fans sat together in an eerie Spiders Web Stadium paying their last respects to their departed Superstar player who had died instantly during their last match following a trip caused by tied bootlaces.

As the candles burned down a figure flitted at lightning speed, barely even noticeable, throughout the assembly.

Suddenly, the figure appeared in a shaft of light at the very apex of the stadium, dressed head to toe in black and sporting a cape and mask.
The crowd gasped and stood up in awe ...
And all fell over on account of their bootlaces all being tied together.

‘Behold!’ Declared the figure.
‘The ultimate tied-boot-laces gag and the ultimate tribute to Runnt Snotmuva!’

The crowd cheered from the floor.

‘I am... The Banterdactyl!’ Boomed the figure. And with that he leaped into the night and soared away to rapturous cheers and applause...

Doom Diver 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
11
R
72
B
9
P
0
F
1
Spp
28
Cp
0
Td
6
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Right Stuff
Stunty
Swoop
Dodge
Catch
 
Trummp Guffbag#14 
The first stand-out prospect from the Spiders' akademy, Trummp Guffbag could be the next big thing.

Promoted to the first team on the back of some scintillating performances in the akademy, Trummp can pass, score and bash and the Spiders Head Coach is hoping there are big things to come for this young potential superstar Gobbo.
Goblin 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
6
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Skankki Brownstaynz#15 
One of desperately few positives for the Spiders in a terrible 4th season in the WIL, Skankki joined the team following his stand out performances in the crowd.

Skankki cheered relentlessly throughout 3 losses and 1 desperate draw to ensure that the Spiders’ spirits never hit rock bottom, despite them just not getting it done on the pitch.

The Spiders head coach was so inspired that after match 4 he approached Skankki with a contract to join the team officially.
'Ooligan 
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
17
R
-1
B
8
P
0
F
5
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Disturbing Presence
Fan Favourite
Right Stuff
Stunty
 
Snowpa Troll#16 
The third of the 'Troll' cousins, Snowpa stepped in to fill the breech left when Krooskon Troll suffered a career ending injury in the penultimate match of the Spiders' first season in the WIL 2nd tier.

Snowpa Troll found his first match very confusing, but was awarded the MotM award, presumably for effort.

Will Snowpa become as formidable as his forbearers?
Only time will tell ...
Troll 
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
G
14
R
0
B
64
P
0
F
0
Spp
24
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Always Hungry
Loner
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Stand Firm