This is Van Drie's mum. Unmistakable. Just look at the face.

The Moo is a Minettaur who has given birth to Cats with the assistance of the Incredible Dr Pol, a piece of rope, and a couple of burly farm hands.

Troll begets mutated Troll. That's a hereditary thing Darwin pointed out. Meet Zijlstra's mum. Loves company, from her lovely son to her customers his mates.

He hates Humans. Killed a thrower (that got Apo'd into a Niggling Injury)

Coach skill picks
Block

Hates High Elves. Killed one lino (that mistakenly went Both Down on him, got both killed, but forgot about the Incredible Dr Pol being the Friends' team doctor).

Coach skill picks: Role: My Gay Friend
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Prehensile Tail, Shadowing

Was resurrected after having died. Can't have a team without a Zijlstra.

Was resurrected again after having died again.

Coach skill picks:
Block, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Tackle

Cats, a.k.a. De Viking is big (positively coated in dadbod blubber), noisy, and not really capable of really harming anyone, apart from yelling loudly at them. Also the worst coach around.

Does not really do anything except for yell at people in a loud voice and get his fat ass blocked to the ground.

Coach skill picks (Killer or someone touching ppl just too much)
Mighty Blow, Block, Claw, Tackle

properly hates High Elves. Killed one lineman.

Coach skill picks:
Block, Two Heads, Fend

coach skill picks
None yet, so the random number generator has spat out these skills:
Wrestle, Disturbing Presence, Stand Firm, Pass