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Singed Poor Retirement Home
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Ladyshape Grumbleflick
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
47
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
17
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Stand Firm
Too expensive for the Scoundrels to keep on the roster, Ladyshape is looking forward to spending more time with her family.
Girlshape Grumbleflick II
#2
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
5
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Bouncy Bouncy Slim Hammerhands
#3
Fanatic
MA
3
ST
7
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Bubo Bangins
#4
Bomma
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
4
B
4
P
1
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
Avo Smash Toastyflake
#5
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
20
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Rumours of his death have been much exaggerated
Pinkeye Growthspurt
#6
Clubba
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
37
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
17
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Block
Sneaky Git
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, it's really rankled with Pinkeye that he couldn't make it to the All Stars. Maybe some time at the Retirement Home will bring him peace.
He does have an impressive selection of awards from his time in the SWL, though...
He does have an impressive selection of awards from his time in the SWL, though...
Legneck Won't Stop Bouncing
#7
Pogoer
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
137
B
59
P
11
F
3
G
12
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
25
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
25
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Stunty
Very Long Legs
Block
Sure Hands
Replaced by his wife in the Scoundrels' main squad, spent some time as the team dentist, now taking a well-deserved break.
"Friendly" Fructose Overdose
#8
'Ooligan
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
4
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Dirty Player
Disturbing Presence
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
After "Unfriendly" died tripping on a GFI when he should have scored, his reincarnation seems much more mellow. For now.
Bogan Picnic Deluxe
#9
Goblin
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
4
B
14
P
0
F
5
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma, n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
One of the three ladies to make up the Retirement Home's initial squad, Bogan has a lovely smile, a glint in her eye, and a huge bag filled with McMurty's burgers.
Lonely Nigel
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
6
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"Burning Sensation" Grogg
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
9
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-ag, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Vegemite Disaster
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
2
B
6
P
0
F
5
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Feigned death after his first ever match, but couldn't ever really turn his back on the beautiful game...
Wonton Violence
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
13
B
8
P
0
F
6
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Wacky Jackie The Flappy Chappy
#16
Doom Diver
MA
6
ST
2
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
31
B
8
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
20
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
20
Injuries
m
Skills
Right Stuff
Stunty
Swoop
+AG
Catch