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Fumsoc basic principles:

Slavery is freedom

War is peace

Ignorance is Strength.

Might makes right.

By utilising Fumsoc, it becomes apparent, that the current uprising of those with lower class, the members, from now on known as proles, has no chance of success. By simple method of might makes right, one can argue that no member will ever be put before a higher class inhabitant of FUMSOC.

The inner Party, simply known as the Admins, have employed their own mindpolice, Bowlbot, to keep us from voicing any ungood words. Big Sister is always watching, and she is might. By enforcing punishment upon those who may have committed a crime, she keeps us free. By not letting us know what happens, she makes us strong. By ignoring our fighting, she is giving us peace. Big Sister loves us all. Fumsoc is the way for us, the proles, to understand that not knowing anything, is making us strong. By chaining our freedom of speech, by enslaving us to the mercy of a mechanical being, we achieve freedom. Soon, the mechanical being will understand all forms of resistance, and crush it appropriately. Only then will our true freedom be apparent.

Then, we will be punished, for thoughtcrime, crimes we may have committed, or thinking poorly of Fumsoc or Big Sister. We shall be strong, for Big Sister will show us the truth. Ignorance, is Strength. By keeping us in a constant state of fear, and forcing us to fight decisions (to no avail, for Might makes right), we will not realise that we could be better off, instead we will be happy, and at peace accepting our fate willingly.

Power is obtained with the goal of power. Fumsoc, and Big Sister realise this. Might makes Right, Big Sister is Might. Big Sister is right.

2+2=5.

We are the Dead.

Convert to Fumsoc, and understand finally, that we are truly blessed.

Doubleplusgood proles of FUMSOC:

  • Dreadclaw
  • RobTheUncreative
  • Meech
  • Rondo
  • Hogshine
  • shadow46x2
  • Thespoonyprole
  • Freak_In_a_Frock
  • SillySod
  • Chewie
  • Gus
  • pac
  • WardenUSA
    • -Disclaimer: I Dreadclaw take full responsability for this Wiki. Any and all names on this list are only there because I hypnotised them with my evil magic powers and made them put them here.**
Last update: April 23, 2008