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Rivals:
Dark Justice (Redman 1/1/1)
Lavino Fighting Hellfishes (JanMattys? 3/0/1)
Nandorins (Kfoged 3/0/1))
Accomplishments:
Winner of GLT Qualifier #1
Notable Victories:
TBone The most famous Goat of all time, TBone's intensity has won the goats several matches. Was the team's MVP during its GLT run. Retired uninjured.
Ole Spotty Twin brother of TBone. Known as the "Nimble Assassin", this Goat was the llast of the original Goats on the roster. Retired uninjured to join TBone.
Cletus' Fetus A nice blend of speed and power, The Fetus lead the team into the Warpstone Open. Retired after the team doctor confirmed a serious injury.
Cletus The original Warrior on the team and a nightmare in the backfield. Cletus lead the team into the GLT and retired shortly afterward along with Hamburger to allow TBone to assume control.
Hamburger No one ever understood where Hamburger came from, or indeed what he truly was. Despite his appearance, an absolute magician with the ball who was never afraid to pass for a td rather than score himself. Retired uninjured.
Spaceman Spliff Joined the team around the time "The Fetus" joined. Despite his personality which made him very popular with the fans, Spaceman Spliff was accused of never playing up to his billing in big matches. Retired after contract demand.
Ole Blacky A scorer with a gift for defense, Ole Blacky was also a top notch thrower. The long haul on the game took a toll on his body and forced his retirement. A longtime favorite with the coaching staff. Aging took his toll and caused his early retirement.
Chainsaw The "vengefull one", Chainsaw approached the team and offered his services for free just to get back at the famous Chainsaw Squad. Was the most improved Goat within his first five matches and racked up points faster than everyone. Retired due to injuries.
Billy Joe Bob Longest serving member of Fun With Goats and the second Chaos Warrior to join the team, this vetern has the unique distinction of having played alongside every other Hall of Fame member. Retired due to age.
Nipple "Elf Maimer" was an institution among Goat fans who remember Nipple's reign as team leader shortly after TBone and Ole Spotty retired. Always accepted the challenge of holding the opponent's best player in check. Retired due to age.
GOAT RECORDS:
TDs: 12 (tie) TBone
Ole Spotty
Ole Blacky
Cas: 59
TBone
Int: 3
Ole Blacky
Comp: 40
Ole Blacky
MVPs: 12
Hamburger
Outstanding performances:
Members of the Clan Cinco:***
TBone
Ole Blacky
Filet
Chainsaw
Tainted
Lo Cal
Supersteak
Cousin Ned