Pizzamogul is so helpful!

• He once helped an old lady across the street before mugging her.
  
• He tutors George Bush in his free time.
  
• He showed Synn the "Shocker"
  
• He won the Triple Crown, but was disqualified because he was only "part horse"
  
• Ate 14 boxes of Girl Scout cookies during a superbowl halftime show just to help the kids out
  
• broke up forced fighting ring that pitted 79 year old Raider fans against pit bulls
• He swaddles abandoned babies in silk and gives them butterfly kisses.
• He once ate a goat because the sheep had been touched by Russo
• He was actully part of the lineup during the golden age DC comics
• robbed from the rich and gave to the middle class
• gave emo kids razor blades and This Mortal Coil CD's
• impregnated Sarah Palin
• taught Obama to dance