Ulthuan Invitational III - Tournament Race Statistics

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonights TNT update. We will return you to your regularly scheduled program, As The Goblin Squirms, here on Cabalvision. It will be just a short moment until we'll finally be able to finally find out if Grotthilda will discover that Snottus has been living a lie since that fateful day on Mount Gunbad.

But on to our update. All of the qualifiers have been wrapped up! That's right, both the Light and Dark qualifiers of the Ulthuan Invitational have crowned their winners. We all know the names of the teams by now, but something that has not been talked about yet is the absolute burning shame that the high elves are feeling. It is said that the High Priestess of the Silver Flame has declared a period of mourning since learning that all High Elf teams have been pushed out of the tournament!

Official statements from the Royal Family have blamed the failure on Prince Looksdown Hisnose, formerly the head statistical scribe of the light qualifiers, for failure to properly accept several dozen applications from High Elf Blood Bowl teams that no one has ever heard of "because they come from far away". Prince Looksdown Hisnose could not be reached for comment as he has already started his duties as the Royal Latrine Cleaner. During our next break, we'll speak with a Dark Elf blitzer from Bandola Rahta who claims that Prince Hisnose approached him and offered tens of thousands of gold pieces to throw the match against Sixteen Senors!

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UI III Race Breakdown

Both of the Light and Dark Qualifiers have been wrapped up, with the victors hearing the names acclaimed by the High Elven Heraldic Farcriers high up in their signal towers. All across the land now know the glorious teams that are to compete for the glittering prizes, but some are confused as to which races are represented.

All of the races are now eligible, should they have participated in their respective qualifiers.

The 16 qualifier winners are made up of 5 Dark Elf, 5 Orc, 3 Wood Elf, 1 Dwarf, 1 Chaos Dwarf and 1 Skaven