Whatball

Like all staff members, this particularly devious one, has read all the rules, and knows the loop holes to get around them. 'A spoon jabs an eye or a crutch just as well as any knife' Says Whatball, but unlike a knife, you can't be sent off for a spoon..........pure evil deviousness!

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