Gran
Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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Dec 07, 2007 - 19:58 |
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Hmmm... In that case in need you to clear this one up for me. Exactly how will Professor Plum bring glory to God using a Lead Pipe in the Billiard Room? |
_________________ The trouble is that things *never* get better, they just stay the same, only more so.
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 20:09 |
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You forget that these are questions about me. Why am I and Who am I when I'm not me! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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SillySod
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
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Dec 07, 2007 - 20:36 |
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Mac, could you please define, clearly and with accuracy your genetic connection to dolly the sheep? |
_________________ Putting the "eh?" back into Sexeh.
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 20:42 |
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Her cousin is a pet of my ex-mother-in-law, so no direct genetic connection. |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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SillySod
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
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Dec 07, 2007 - 20:57 |
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Cool, thats interesting to know.
The followup question is how you managed to eveolve from nothing into Macavity? Did God get bored with the whole create the world then the trees.. etc... and just create Macavity? |
_________________ Putting the "eh?" back into Sexeh.
"There are those to whom knowledge is a shield. There are those to whom it is a weapon. Neither view is balanced." |
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Gran
Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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Dec 07, 2007 - 21:11 |
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Exactly, so how will you manage that? It is all very confusing... |
_________________ The trouble is that things *never* get better, they just stay the same, only more so.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Eric)
Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 21:35 |
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Sod: I evolved from normal cats with major help from God.
Gran: Because I won't be there by the time you reach the scene of the crime! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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pac
Joined: Oct 03, 2005
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Dec 07, 2007 - 23:54 |
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Dear Macavity,
How does it feel to be unable to change your avatar due to popular pressure?
-- an admirer |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 07, 2007 - 23:59 |
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Actually, pretty cool. I was pleasantly surprised at how horribly the switch attempt went. Glad people care! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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shadow46x2
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Dec 08, 2007 - 05:05 |
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do you ever post on other forums...and if so, what is your avatar there?
--j |
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origami wrote: | There is no god but Nuffle, and Shadow is his prophet. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 08, 2007 - 15:37 |
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I post on forums on a couple of CFL fansites, in none of which do I have an avatar. |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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AoP-Vimes
Joined: Oct 12, 2007
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Dec 08, 2007 - 18:36 |
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AoP-Vimes wrote: | Dear Dr. Macavity,
yesterday night it was my great night (u know what i mean so i make it short for keeping the excitement of the hidden and unspoken *hihihi*).
Me and Shelly Shark swam out to a nice and quite beautiful coral reef. Everything was fine, i also set up a nice hunt on a swarm of well tasty yellow, smiling, little fishes for the atmosphere and it seems delicous to her.
But as it came to what it should have come, she was frightened of all the spawn in the water and swam away... disgusted.
Now im frightened of visiting her again. Maybe she would have told her daddy... I think, even the two-legged guys up on the beach are scared of him... they call him "white shark" or somethin. Maybe she does not want to see me again, and i dont want to upset here again... ...
Pls help me, i dont know what to do.
(by the way... sry 4 my bad language. Me and my swarm just changed hunting grounds from good old europe to this coast here and im not sure. May be u can formulate a nice letter i can give her?)
Sincerly urs,
Bruce |
Well... actually my question was a quite a bit of ur thing cause at least we have had a delicous meal of little, smiling, yellow fishes...
So pls help me with that... |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 08, 2007 - 19:15 |
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Never have sex where things are swimming, crawling, or spawning (unless you are spawning).
Don't be a creepy stalker guy, she doesn't want to see you, turn invisible, then try again! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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AoP-Vimes
Joined: Oct 12, 2007
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Dec 08, 2007 - 19:30 |
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k
thx 4.... i will never forget ur advice...
but... hmmm... i start to get frightened of my self, cause ur Picture let my heart beat getting faster......hmm... i might turn invisible and stalk behind u little, yellow beloved one |
_________________ "he who has relied least on fortune is established the strongest"
Niccolo Machiavelli
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 08, 2007 - 23:28 |
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See? Everbody loves me! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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