harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Jan 02, 2013 - 22:58 |
 
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Fluff
The Staff actually assist (for once)
To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of FUMBBL, the site's staff have grudgingly accepted to actually help you guys out, so instead of generally being evil around here, they'll be saving all their evil doings for the pitch! In every match played on the 24 hours of January 3rd, each team will get one random staff member joining their team for the game.
Shadow46x2 
Don't be fooled by his chivalry and morning suit, it's all an act to lull the good natured FUMBBL community into a false sense of security. Once he has you where he wants, this crocodile smiling demon shows what's made him so respected among the other staff! Oh and beware, his flowers and presents pack a real punch!
harvestmouse 
Like some of the other staff members, you'll never get harvestmouse to give you a fair fight. He uses his animated pink tie, to strangle, trip, lasso and assist himself unfairly to jump back up.
Kryten 
Kryten is FUMBBL's real life referee. He comes with a yellow card and a red card. Yellow card is his nickname for his left boot, and red is his right! And he really knows how to use them! Hopefully your guys won't end up on the wrong end of a red card!
Peikko 
Peikko is the wild animal of the bunch, who spends his days tearing the community limb from limb and the night howling at the moon. Beware fellow players, if you get too close to this apex predator, he'll have you in the stands!
Greedy 
What goes in must come out, is this Trologre's motto, and everything goes in. At the age of 7, this particularly evil member of staff had eaten his 3 sisters and his mother in law. Keep your little ones away from him, so they don't become part of the menu!
Whatball 
Like all staff members, this particularly devious one, has read all the rules, and knows the loop holes to get around them. 'A spoon jabs an eye or a crutch just as well as any knife' Says Whatball, but unlike a knife, you can't be sent off for a spoon..........pure evil deviousness!
Woodstock 
The Stockbot 2000 is fully programmed to be evil, and your only respite from the model 2000 (which makes your average terminator model look like a cute Sony Aibo) is when it needs to reboot, take this time to get as much distance as you can!
Purplechest 
'If it's fixed, break it!' Is our Tourney Admins motto, and he loves to break your players and resolve! When not thinking up evil tournaments, with evil schedules. He spends his time grinding his opposition to a slow on death of the field of green.........or a red, in Purplechest's case!
Christer 
Christer power is supreme and unquestioned. He controls all your dice, literally! Have you ever played Monopoly? Well Christer controls those too! And how many of you can ever recall winning many Monopoly games? Evil, pure evil!
Kalimar 
As we all know Kalimar is our client wizard. What you didn't know (up until now) is that he spends as much time upgrading himself as the client. Finding the best of the freshly deceased to make himself more and more into a super evil being, ready to take over the world Muhahahaha (Fantasy Football World anyway).
TheCount 
TheCount is our denizen of the night. Sitting in wait for unsuspecting users to enter his IRC layer, and it's then, he's ready to pounce. By the time you realise your mistake, it's far too late, he's bitten you in the neck and given you a 2 week ban.
Freak in a Frock 
Freak in a Frock is our Blackbox expert, and it's as Black as his heart. Once you are in his realm you can't say no, and by the end you'll be begging him to finish the torture. However like the rest of the staff, torturing the community, is one of the few things we can take pleasure in, so he may make it last a while! |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Jan 02, 2013 - 23:05 |
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